We Are Cowboys

We Are Cowboys
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Appears In	Simulated Universe Occurrence Simulated Universe: Swarm Disaster Occurrence Simulated Universe: Gold and Gears Occurrence: Abnormal Simulated Universe: Unknowable Domain Encounter Divergent Universe Encounter

We Are Cowboys is an Occurrence in the Simulated Universe and Divergent Universe.

Possible Outcomes

Click to switch between gameplay modes:

• Simulated Universe
• Swarm Disaster
• Gold and Gears
• Unknowable Domain
• Divergent Universe

First Choice	Result
Pay.	Lose 50% of the Cosmic Fragments you currently own.
Protect the cowboy's final honor.	Enter battle.

First Choice	Result
Let them experience the real "cowboy."	Enter battle. After achieving victory, seize 150 Cosmic Fragments.
Surrender immediately.	Lose 25% of Cosmic Fragments and obtain 2 random Blessings of Nihility.
Pay.	Lose 50% of the Cosmic Fragments you currently own.
Protect the cowboy's final honor.	Enter battle.

First Choice	Result
Make a "trade" with them.	Lose 50% of currently possessed Cosmic Fragments and Enhance 4 Blessings.
Pay.	Lose 50% of the Cosmic Fragments you currently own.
Protect the cowboy's final honor.	Enter battle.

First Choice	Result
Pay.	Lose 50% of the Cosmic Fragments you currently own.
Let them experience the real "cowboy."	Enter battle. After achieving victory, additionally seize 400 Cosmic Fragments.

First Choice	Result
Surrender immediately.	Lose 100 Cosmic Fragments. All characters lose HP equal to 20% of their current HP, then obtain 2 Curios of 1- to 2-star rarity.
Let them experience the real "cowboy."	Enter battle. If you win, seize 2 Blessings of 1- to 2-star rarity and 250 Cosmic Fragments.

Dialogue

Simulated Universe: You are grazing grass on the sun-baked earth when a bunch of beefy guys comes your way. They are the street bandits who wreak havoc wherever they go. They are followed by a team of mercenaries.

Simulated Universe: "We're the last cowboys!" Shouts the leader who flails his arms happily. The red ibis armbands indicate their submission to the royal family. You believe they are the royal bandits.

Simulated Universe: "Leave your gold coins behind. We need funds to oil the development of the city. Generosity is in line with the cowboy's spirit!" Scowling at the shameless bandits, you bite off the grass with your mouth...

Select

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Simulated Universe

(If embarking on the Path of Destruction in Simulated Universe: Swarm Disaster)

Let them experience the real "cowboy." — Enter battle. After achieving victory, additionally seize 150 Cosmic Fragments.

(Enter battle)

Variant 1:

• Voidranger: Reaver ×2 (-25% HP)
• Voidranger: Trampler ×1 (-25% HP)

Variant 2:

• Incineration Shadewalker ×2 (-25% HP)
• Searing Prowler ×1 (-25% HP)

Variant 3:

• Disciples of Sanctus Medicus: Internal Alchemist ×1 (-25% HP)
• Disciples of Sanctus Medicus: Shape Shifter ×1 (-25% HP)

(If embarking on the Path of Nihility in Simulated Universe: Swarm Disaster)

Surrender immediately. — Lose 25% of Cosmic Fragments and obtain 2 random Blessings of Nihility.

(Lose 25% of currently possessed Cosmic Fragments)

(Obtain 2 random 1-3 star Blessings of Nihility)

(If Intra-Cognition is between 20 and 40 in Simulated Universe: Gold and Gears)

Make a "trade" with them. — Lose 50% Cosmic Fragment(s) and enhance 4 Blessing(s).

(Lose 50% of currently possessed Cosmic Fragments)

(Enhance four 1-3 star Blessings)

Pay. — Lose 50% of the Cosmic Fragments you currently own.

(Lose 50% of currently possessed Cosmic Fragments)

Protect the cowboy's final honor. — Enter battle.

(Enter battle)

Variant 1:

• Voidranger: Reaver ×2 (-25% HP)
• Voidranger: Trampler ×1 (-25% HP)

Variant 2:

• Incineration Shadewalker ×2 (-25% HP)
• Searing Prowler ×1 (-25% HP)

Variant 3:

• Disciples of Sanctus Medicus: Internal Alchemist ×1 (-25% HP)
• Disciples of Sanctus Medicus: Shape Shifter ×1 (-25% HP)

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Unknowable Domain

Pay. — Lose 50% of the Cosmic Fragments you currently own.

(Lose 50% of currently possessed Cosmic Fragments)

Let them experience the real "cowboy." — Enter battle. After achieving victory, additionally seize 400 Cosmic Fragments.

(Enter battle)

Variant 1:

• Dreamjolt Troupe's Mr. Domescreen ×2 (-25% HP)
• Dreamjolt Troupe's Beyond Overcooked ×1 (-25% HP)

Variant 2:

• Dreamjolt Troupe's Sweet Gorilla ×1 (-25% HP)

Variant 3:

• Dreamjolt Troupe's Birdskull ×2 (-25% HP)
• "Present Inebriated in Revelry" ×1 (-25% HP)

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Divergent Universe

Surrender immediately. — Lose 100 Cosmic Fragments. All characters lose HP equal to 20% of their current HP, then obtain 2 Curio(s) of 1- to 2-star rarity.

Let them experience the real "cowboy." — Enter battle. If you win, seize 2 Blessing(s) of 1- to 2-star rarity and 250 Cosmic Fragments.

(Enter battle)

Variant 1:

• Memory Zone Meme "Heartbreaker" ×1 (-25% HP)
• Memory Zone Meme "Shell of Faded Rage" ×1 (-25% HP)

Variant 2:

• Dreamjolt Troupe's Mr. Domescreen ×2 (-25% HP)
• Dreamjolt Troupe's Beyond Overcooked ×1 (-25% HP)

Variant 3:

• "Past Confined and Caged" ×1 (-25% HP)

Other Languages

Language	Official Name
English	We Are Cowboys
Chinese (Simplified)	我们是牛仔
Chinese (Traditional)	我們是牛仔
Japanese	僕ぼくたちカウボーイ
Korean	우리는 카우보이
Spanish	Somos vaqueros
French	Nous sommes des cowboys
Russian	Мы ковбои
Thai	พวกเราคือคาวบอย
Vietnamese	Chúng Tôi Là Cao Bồi
German	Wir sind Cowboys
Indonesian	Kami Adalah Koboi
Portuguese	Nós Somos Caubóis

Change History

Released in Version 1.0

[Edit History]

Version 3.1

• Updated effects in the Divergent Universe:
  • Old: "Enter battle. After achieving victory, additionally seize 300 Cosmic Fragments."
  • New: "Enter battle. If you win, seize 2 Blessing(s) of 1- to 2-star rarity and 250 Cosmic Fragments."

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Version 2.5

• Updated effects in the Divergent Universe:
  • Old: Enter battle. After achieving victory, additionally seize 150 Cosmic Fragments.
  • New: Enter battle. After achieving victory, additionally seize 300 Cosmic Fragments.

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Version 1.0

• We Are Cowboys was released.