Mission-Specific[]
(Trailblazer), my hero! I...[]
(Trailblazer), my hero! I finally got a hold of you! You must save me!
And if I don't?
And if I don't?
Please reply soon! I'm begging you. It's life and death!
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Could not be sent? Does this even work...?
When you have a second, meet me at the Great Mine, my valuable patron! Every second matters. My life is in your hands now, friend
Daily[]
Hey fam![]
Hey fam!
Help me forward this link?
"Are you earning money selling ancient relics? With a bear market for the first half of the year, this kind of relic has been the most profitable"
Consider it done
Consider it done
You are a literal god
What if I refuse
What if I refuse
(Bro/
Won't you help poor Sampo?
Pay me first
Pay me first
(Bro/
Won't you help poor Sampo?
Which relic was the most profitable?
So, which relic was the most profitable?
The article already wrote about it...
It's ancient mobile phones!
Those can put you in touch with ancient people, after all
Hahahahaha
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And the older the phone is, the more ancient these people are
You've earned back your investment the moment you bought one. It'll never go down in value.
If you don't believe me, then I can give you one
I'll put you on the waiting list, but you have to wait about 7 days
There is a waiting list for ancient relics?
There is a waiting list for ancient relics?
Yeah. Only after the customer has put in an order can people go make
Make?
Make?
Sorry, typo
I meant dig
Hahaha
Hello good friend, do...[]
Hello good friend, do you require any financial management services? I have a line of products that can help with that
They're so versatile and robust, you can recoup your investment in one cycle! Any interest?
Say no more, I'll get it!
Give me one set!
Payment sent!
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Whoa, hey there friend, chill out
Aren't you going to ask me what kind of new scam this is?
Are you scared?
Are you scared?
I'm scared of you, (dude/
I won't do it again
Let's pretend I never sent those to you
Please don't report me to the Silvermane Guards, my friend
Heehee~
Heehee~
? Don't heehee me, I'm scared out of my pants
(Dude/
Dang it, you're not on the way to the guards, are you...
New scam?
What kind of new scam are you pulling this time
The Sampo kind?
Hahahahahaha
You're funny
This is purely an investment plan, it's very stable
You can send me some money and try it out, if you lose money, I'll pay you back, how 'bout that?
I want to
I want to
But I have no money!
?
You should've led with that
I have other business to attend to, catch up soon
Rude!
Rude!
Fam[]
Fam
I've been thinking about something
I think
After being in the business for so long
I'm really
tired
I wanna quit
What do you think
This is a good thing
I think this is a good thing
One fewer person to watch out for
Hahahahaha
You're so funny
Honestly I thought so too
It's not easy to just quit though
Gotta do other businesses to feed mouths, right?
This is a bad thing
I don't think it's that good an idea
I can't think of what else you can do aside from scamming people
Hahahahaha
You're so funny
I am still a traveling merchant in my daily hustle, it's not anything illegal
I just want to do a small business and live a simple life, that sounds good to me
I can't say for sure
I can't say for sure
Is this some new kind of scam you're pulling?
Hahahahaha
You're so funny
Why would I do that? I've always been loyal to my fams!
I just want to do a small business and live a simple life, that sounds good to me
For that to happen, I have to have a capital
Gotta shower
I gotta shower, talk to you soon
I haven't finished yet!
Friend?
Hello?
Are you really showering?
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