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It's another spam...
Ahh, I knew it
Not these spams again! Have they run out of other things to do?
How do I place an order?
Interesting
Where can I place an order?
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???
Why are you sending me question marks?
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Say something. Don't just send question marks
Link plz?
?
So where can I place an order
Send link plz thanx
Hold on. Been a while since I chatted with anyone. I'm kinda in shock still
Are you really from Jarilo-VI? Didn't you all die off?
Who are you?
Wait, who are you? How did you get my number?
Explain the situation to this person
I'm here to investigate an unidentified signal and somehow ended up contacting you
So, who exactly are you?
Oh. Hahaha, I'm just a salesperson from Interastral Peace Appliances
I'm the 56th liaison officer assigned for Jarilo-VI, and my job is to observe that planet and distribute ads there
I'm the 56th liaison officer assigned for Jarilo-VI, and my job is to observe that planet and distribute ads there
But in the 78 years since I was deployed to this post, I've never received a single reply
I thought you lot all went extinct cuz of the blizzard lol
I thought you lot all went extinct cuz of the blizzard lol
Now that fate has brought us together, would you be interested in getting some home appliances? We're currently having a sale and will return 50 credits for every 50,000 spent. It's a good deal
Nah, I'm busy...
Nope. I'm busy
No, sorry
No problem. If you ever need anything, just let me know!
Send a link then
Well, send a link then...
Of course! Please wait a minute
Interastral Peace Appliances has gone offline.Hey where are you going?
???
You didn't send a link
Is this an online scam?
???
Are you running an online scam
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Hey, my dear customer, u up?
Sorry for popping out like this. I wanna ask you something
What is it?
What is it?
Not buying anything, thanks
Um, I don't wanna buy anything. thx
Got the link?
You finally got the link?
No no. I still need some time to work on it. Hope you could understand
Actually, I just reported Jarilo-VI's situation to the Interastral Peace Appliances HQ, and now they want me to send them a comprehensive report to summarize what happened
Could you please describe in detail what had happened on the planet since the Eternal Freeze started 700 years ago?
Just whenever you've got the time. There is no rush
Just whenever you've got the time. There is no rush
I don't know about this
I'm no local... How am I supposed to know about this?
Ehhh
Then can you please ask a local for me? Please please?
I can ask around for you
I'll ask around for you
Great! Thank you so much!
As a token of my thanks, I'm going to apply for a discount coupon for you! See ya
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Hello, you there?
It's me. I'm back again
What is it?
What is it this time?
I really don't wanna buy anything, thanx
Um... I really don't wanna buy any home appliances
Found the link?
About time you send me the link
Ah, I'm sorry. Our website is really complicated. I need more time to look for it
I just wanna ask how you are going with that inquiry you promised.
I just started looking
Gimme more time. I just asked a friend to look into it
It hasn't been that long.
It hasn't been that long. Don't rush me.
Oh
Okay
Okay, I'll keep waiting. Thank you, dear customer
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Dear customer, I'm so sorry. The push adverts are controlled by the back end. I can't turn them off
Hello? You there?
Sorry to bother you. Just wanna ask you again.
Stop asking. I'm already working on it
I'm already working on it... Just let me do some info gathering first, okay?
Sorry, sorry. I'll keep waiting.
I've had enough of this!
I've had enough of this! Just be patient!
I'm so sorry. I just want to check up on your progress
I'll wait and won't bother you again. Please take your time
Finally, the link...
Finally, the link...
I'm looking up the info you want, and I'll send it to you once I've sorted it out.
Hahaha, you're so funny
Please hurry, dear customer. My boss is already urging me to submit a report.
But I'll leave you alone for now
But I'll leave you alone for now
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Sorry, sorry. I'm so sorry
I don't have anything to ask. You just take your time
You're right on time
Good timing. I just finished sorting out the info
Can I block you?
Can I block you...
Please don't, dear customer! I need you to give me that report
Never mind. I just finished sorting out the info
Benefit
Benefit
Um, you can't place the order without using the quotation marks
Just kidding. I just finished sorting out the info
Attachment Belobog Chronicles: Before the Eternal Freeze has been sent Attachment Belobog Chronicles: Before the Eternal Freeze has been received!!!
Thank you so much!
Now I can write the report. I'm so sorry for bothering you all this time.
That's fine. I did what I could
That's fine. I learned a lot too
Hahaha, you're such a kind person
I'll pretend this never happened
I'll forgive you this time
...Just kidding. I hope I didn't offend you
Hahaha of course not!
Since you were such a great help, I'm gonna recommend you to check out our newest offering from the Interastral Peace Appliances, the premium custom-made Little Richie, version 17.93 the collectors' edition of the Richard series, which is our Home-Use Object Finder of the year!
This Home-Use Object Finder can easily find items you've lost based on your thoughts, and you can even earn yourself a compatible charger completely free of charge if you pre-order now and pay the full price!
This Home-Use Object Finder can easily find items you've lost based on your thoughts, and you can even earn yourself a compatible charger completely free of charge if you pre-order now and pay the full price!
I already have one
Um, I already have one
Oh? Really?
Then do you need a whole set of high-frequency thermodynamic kitchen knives? If you do, I can apply for you an extra ten percent discount, which can be used together with coupons. It's gonna be a great bargain
Hold on, let's talk about that Home-Use Object Finder again
The one I have is something I randomly picked up, and it says it wants to return to the store to get fixed. How do I do that
The one I have is something I randomly picked up, and it says it wants to return to the store to get fixed. How do I do that
We don't offer maintenance for this product, but if it's something you just accidentally found, then it should be a parcel lost during delivery. I'll check it for you
Found it. There's an order with the Herta Space Station as the destination. Maybe you can contact them directly
Cool, thank you
Thank you. I'll look into it
Haha, I'm just doing what I can
Herta Space Station is my home!
Really? I was born there
Hahaha you're funny
Oh, and while we're here, let me recommend you a fully-automatic neck-tracking memory-foam pillow, made of natural Vonwacq rubber
This pillow is the best-selling premier product in our smart-bedding collection. If you order now, I can get you a 300-credit coupon for a further discount. It's a very good deal
This pillow is the best-selling premier product in our smart-bedding collection. If you order now, I can get you a 300-credit coupon for a further discount. It's a very good deal
Not for now. Bye
Not for now. Bye
No worries! If you need anything in the future, just contact me directly. I will reply immediately, 24/7
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I can't take it anymore. I'm going to block you
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