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Keenan is an NPC on Penacony. He can be found on the first floor of the Golden Hour, south of the Dreammerse Shopping Street Space Anchor.
Profile[]
(To be added.)
Location[]
View map: Golden Hour Floor 1
Map Location
Keenan
Keenan
Achievements[]
There is 1 Achievement related to Keenan:
| Name | Category | Description | Hidden | Version | 
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Enemy of the Pepeshi | The Memories We Share | Offend every Pepeshi you encounter with precision and speed. ※ Try to touch the fluff ball of every Pepeshi in the Golden Hour |
Yes | 2.0 | 5 |
Voice Lines[]
- (Version 1)
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- "Do you require investment and financial management?"
- (Version 2)
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- "Alfalfa Bank — your best friend."
Dialogue[]
- (First interaction)
- Keenan: Understand us, and you will own the chance to a swift and bountiful fortune. Trust us, and you will keep reaping rewards of the future.
- Keenan: We are dedicated to the creation of possibility for our clients. Alfalfa Bank — your most trusted financial partner.
- Keenan: Hey, it's been a long while! (Mister/
Miss), remember me? I'm Keenan, from Alfalfa Bank! 
Yes. We've met before.
- Keenan: I knew it was you! A distinguished and successful figure like you always stands out from the crowd no matter where you go!
- Stop pretending you know me. Who are you?
- Keenan: Well, our Alfalfa Bank Credit Center has recently launched a new financial product. I think it's a perfect fit for you.
- Keenan: The annual interest rate is as high as 34.8%. It's stable, risk-free, and will make a great long-term investment. No transaction fee is charged. Are you interested in learning more about it?
- Oh? That sounds pretty good.
- Not interested.
- Keenan: ...Please don't go just yet! You don't have to pay any extra costs for this product. Even if you don't need it for the time being, there's no harm in learning more about it.
- Keenan: See that grand building across the street? That investor is one of our top clients! When he first approached us, he was just a Dreamchaser new to Penacony with nothing but dreams in his pockets.
- Keenan: The Alfalfa Bank graciously accepted him, and he chose to trust us. Now, you can see he owns everything here!
- Keenan: Everyone deserves a chance to succeed, and that's true for both you and us! Would you rather see money slipping through your fingers instead of trying to keep it in your grasp?
- Keenan: Having arrived at Penacony after such as tough journey, surely you wouldn't want to go home empty-handed?
- Passing Office Worker: Hmph, you said the interest rate was 48% per annum the last time you bragged... What's it? Have you chickened out?
- Keenan: Look, you shouldn't make baseless allegations like that! I must warn you on behalf of the Alfalfa Bank that you can be held accountable for the rumors you spread!
- Keenan: You're a member of the upper crust. Don't be swayed be people who know nothing! If you're interested in the financial product I mentioned earlier...
- Is he your client?
- He seems to know something...
- Keenan: Er, perhaps... I'll have to check the files for details. As you already know, we have a lot of clients, some of whom may be more laissez-faire in their attitudes and end up in poverty. No one can save them.
- Keenan: Ignore him. Let's keep chatting...
- Passing Office Worker: Who are you calling poor!? If it weren't for your fancy talk, I wouldn't be stuck working for someone else!
- Passing Office Worker: Here, take a good look. All these agreements state it's all safe, don't worry, and now they're all nothing but scrap paper. I've been made a pauper! It hurts to even glance at these papers!
- Keenan: This is...
Yes. We've met before.
- Now you understand. Who hasn't run into a salesperson or two along the way, eh? Everyone's just trying to hustle.
- Keenan: ...No, wait! If you have no confidence in our financial policies, I still have an insurance package to recommend! Please give me another two minutes!
- (Obtain Clipping (I) ×1)
- (Continue on to dialogue options below)
- (If Keenan's Emotion is set to Calm)
- Keenan: Understand us, and you will own the chance to a swift and bountiful fortune. Trust us, and you will keep reaping rewards of the future.
- Keenan: We are dedicated to the creation of possibility for our clients. Alfalfa Bank — your most trusted financial partner.
- I want to chat with you.
- Keenan: Since you want to talk, does that mean you're interested in our financial products?
- Keenan: Ask away! I'm all ears, all ears...
- About your financial products...
- Keenan: Everything I say is truth! With absolutely stable and risk-free annual returns as high as 23.6%, analyzed and approved by countless financial experts all for your financial security. Are you really not going to consider it?
- Keenan: In this city of dreams, everyone wants to scale the ladder of success, but they lack opportunity... and a little luck.
- Keenan: And we would like to provide that window of opportunity to you. If you miss out, don't blame us for landing flat on your feet.
- About the insurance package...
- Keenan: Concerned about sudden happenings that overweigh your burdens? Want your family to be financially secure if you meet with an accident? You're more than welcome to explore our newly-launched life security package! Alfalfa Bank — navigating secure passage for your future.
- Keenan: On Penacony, your safety will be completely safeguarded by The Family. Though, seeing the current climate, who knows when one would run into an accident or two? But for just a meager sum, you will be ensured a payout that's over ten thousand times!
- Keenan: To be honest, even I bought this insurance package myself. It'll definitely come in useful some day!
- About how returns are distributed...
- Keenan: Ah, you wish to ask about how the proceeds are going to be distributed to you? Don't worry. Our entire transaction process is guaranteed by The Family. You can choose how you want to receive the interest earned.
- Keenan: Alfalfa Coins, Aideen Tokens, credits, we even use currencies of foreign worlds.
- Keenan: ...Of course, apart from Clock Credits, of which The Family has forbidden circulation.
- I have nothing else to ask.
- Can I touch the fluff ball on your head?
- Keenan: ...
- Keenan: If... it can instill greater confidence in our financial products, I... am more than happy.
- Keenan: Please make it quick. There are many people around, and I'm... a little embarrassed.
- I'm not interested.
- Keenan: I have some other products I can recommend. Here's my card. Why not take it with you first? Oh, have a nice day!
I want to chat with you.
I have nothing else to ask.
Can I touch the fluff ball on your head?
- (If Keenan's Emotion is set to Angry)
- Keenan: Curse you and your Alfalfa Bank! Work work work all day, it's all rubbish! You think I won't end all of you!
- Can I touch the fluff ball on your head?
- I'm not interested.
- (If Keenan's Emotion is set to Happy)
- Keenan: Hahaha, I'm gonna be rich! The opportunity that many can only dream of... is finally upon me!
- Can I touch the fluff ball on your head?
- I'm not interested.
- (If Keenan's Emotion is set to Sad)
- Keenan: Which is to say: why is living so hard?
- Can I touch the fluff ball on your head?
- I'm not interested.
Clockwork[]
- Activate Clockwork
- Calm
- Keenan: Heyo, we meet again! (Mister/
Miss), remember me? I'm Keenan, from Alfalfa Bank! - I actually remember you this time
- Stop pretending you know me. Who are you?
- Keenan: Oh dear, it was our fault just now for not looking after our past clients well. We're truly ashamed.
- Keenan: Heyo, we meet again! (Mister/
- Angry
- Keenan: Curse you and your Alfalfa Bank! Work work work all day, it's all rubbish! You think I won't end all of you!
- Keenan: You think I don't know what's going on behind all of this? Those suits all pretending to be kin and caring — bloodsuckers, all of 'em! Formulating all sorts of scams in daytime meetings, and seeking decadent pleasure at night. And firing the lowest performers? How about I fire you lot!
- Keenan: And that client with the nauseatingly foul perfume, making me kiss the back of his hand every time we meet. How about I just call him my uncle and let him treat me like a dog? Think you're some big shot just because you're decked out in a snazzy black suit?
- Keenan: Success, wealth, hustling, dreams... and I still have to treat this man like he's my master. Phooey!
- (First time only)
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- Keenan: Here, take it! The mere sight of this makes me want to throw up!
- (Obtain Clockie Pizza (Single Slice) ×1)
- Happy
- Keenan: Hahaha, I'm gonna be rich! The opportunity that many can only dream of... is finally upon me!
- Keenan: Hey, you there, you're standing too close. Trying to learn the secrets to my success? Lemme tell you then. It doesn't matter, because you won't be able to replicate it.
- Keenan: Listen up. A major client came by the sales department a few days ago. How major? Let me put it this way — the kid who serviced this client hit his KPI for the entire year! Tsk... I've got years of more experience than that brat! Did he trade in his wakespan for this sort of luck or what?
- Keenan: Still, just yesterday, that client specially asked for me! Yes, me! To be his exclusive manager! Have I truly lucked out or what! How could this be happening to me!?
- Keenan: I'll have to treat this client like a king... chauffeuring him to and from work? No problem! Laundry, cooking, scrubbing his back, all part of the day's work!
- (First time only)
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- Keenan: You're still here? Oh, I've finally realized what you wanted. Here, take this. I'm in a good mood today!
- (Obtain Credit ×1000)
- Sad
- Keenan: ...
- Keenan: Which is to say: why is living so hard?
- Keenan: Doesn't hard work translate into wealth? I obviously... gave up so much, traveled all the way here, spent a fortune getting cozy with The Family, shacked up in this hotel using my own house as collateral...
- Keenan: But now... I've come away empty-handed. I've sold nothing, racked up a huge hotel bill, and I can't even take my kids on holiday...
- Keenan: Isn't Penacony supposed to be the city of dreams...? I, I also have my own dreams!
- Keenan: ...
- Keenan: Ha... Hahaha...
- Keenan: All right, fear not. Ha... Haha, I'm all ready now. Don't worry. You won't suffer. Hahaha...
- (First time only)
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- The emotionally broken Keenan suddenly laughs maniacally, a piece of floral green paper falling by his feet.
- (Trailblazer): (Huh? That's...)
Activate Clockwork
Other Languages[]
| Language | Official Name |
|---|---|
| English | Keenan |
| Chinese (Simplified) | 基南 |
| Chinese (Traditional) | 基南 |
| Japanese | キーナン |
| Korean | 키넌 |
| Spanish | Keenan |
| French | Keenan |
| Russian | Кинан |
| Thai | Keenan |
| Vietnamese | Keenan |
| German | Keenan |
| Indonesian | Keenan |
| Portuguese | Keenan |
Change History[]
Released in Version 2.0