Apes Such As You

Apes Such As You
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Appears In	Divergent Universe Occurrence

Apes Such As You is an Occurrence in the Divergent Universe.

Possible Outcomes

First Choice	Chance	Second Choice	Result
Safe and gentle caresses.	—	There's something stuck on its fur.	Obtain 150 Cosmic Fragments.
You need to be able to take risks!	??%	There's something hidden in its fur.	Obtain 2 random Curios.
	??%	Gray Ape's attacks are super effective.	All allies lose HP equal to 30% of their current HP.
I have a dangerous idea!	??%	Found the Gray Ape's secret stash of money	Obtain 2 random Curios, 2 random Blessings, and 200 Cosmic Fragments.
	??%	Resistance is futile!	Enter a difficult battle. After achieving victory, obtain 2 random Curios, 2 random Blessings, and 200 Cosmic Fragments.
Leave wildlife alone.			Leave this place.

Dialogue

Simulated Universe: You find a young ape lounging lazily on a rock. Its dense fur soaks in sunlight and sways in the wind like waves on a grassy plain.

Simulated Universe: The ape leisurely rolls over, its natural muscle contours tracing an untamed silhouette with perfect curves that make even the Intelligentsia Guild mathematicians drool.

Simulated Universe: And that tail... it is jauntily swaying in the air, soft and comfy, like it is its own entity. It moves with a mind of its own in orderless chaos, as mesmerizing as a Lodell oscillator model.

Simulated Universe: The purity of nature, the simplicity of science — evolution has generously gifted both of these traits into one creation. You silently sidle close to this ape, your wriggling fingers barely able to suppress the excitement threatening to boil over in your heart.

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Safe and gentle caresses. — Pet its head.

Simulated Universe: The ape doesn't reject your touch. The fur on its head isn't too thick, but has the suppleness of a river stream. It actively rubs against the palm of your hand, cooing in an affectionate tone.

Simulated Universe: "Heh-heh, my fluffy." You scratch its chin. The ape curls into a ball, wrapping your entire body in a world of heavy fur, its tail whimsically twirling in the air.

There's something stuck on its fur. — Obtain 150 Cosmic Fragments

Simulated Universe: You sever your heart's desires with sheer resolution, in consideration of both your safety and the ape's mental health.

You need to be able to take risks! — Smooth out the fur on its hair.

Simulated Universe: Your fingers lightly glide across the trail of fur and reach the ape's tail — it is soft to the touch, and its reflexive twitches in an attempt to escape your grasp evoke an inexplicable thrill within you.

Simulated Universe: "Heh-heh, my floofy floof." It stares at you, somewhat confused, but very quickly abandoning all thought. The ape turns around with its back to you, as if hinting at you to keep caressing it.

(If the ape is startled)

Simulated Universe: Perhaps you accidentally touched its wound — or it is simply agitated — the ape brusquely leaps to its feet, bares its fangs, and bellows loudly in intimidation.

Simulated Universe: Unable to dodge in time, the ape's nails are already lunging at you at a speed that the naked eye cannot catch.

Gray Ape's attacks are super effective. — All allies lose HP equal to 30% of their current HP

Simulated Universe: The ape disappears in the darkness. You should take comfort in the fact that it did not file an animal rights' violation complaint against you.

(If the ape is not startled)

There's something hidden in its fur. — Obtain 2 random Curio(s).

(Obtain 2 random Curios)

Simulated Universe: You sever your heart's desires with sheer resolution, in consideration of both your safety and the ape's mental health.

I have a dangerous idea! — Poke its belly.

Simulated Universe: You eagerly dip your fingers into the ape's tummy. The fur there is so long and lush, as if it could swallow up all sorrow — even the black hole of Nihility pales in comparison.

Simulated Universe: "Heh-heh, my floofy tummy." The wary ape gradually throws all caution to the wind under your caress, lounging limply across the rock, allowing another primate to play with it.

(If the ape is startled)

Simulated Universe: The sudden stimulus riles up the ape immensely, howling as it slaps away your hand, all its muscles tensed up. The sheer domination of nature, raw and without warning, emanates from its body.

Simulated Universe: It furiously beats its chest, channeling a howl from its lungs, ready to mete deserved punishment on this unruly stranger.

Resistance is futile! — Enter a difficult battle.

Simulated Universe: You'll be caressing this fur today, whether the ape likes it or not!

(Enter battle)

• Abundance Sprite: Golden Hound ×1 (-25% HP)
• Abundance Sprite: Malefic Ape ×1 (-25% HP)
• Abundance Sprite: Wooden Lupus ×1 (-25% HP)

(After victory, obtain 2 random Curios, 2 random Blessings, and 200 Cosmic Fragments)

(If the ape is not startled)

Found the Gray Ape's secret stash of money — Obtain 2 random Curio(s), 2 random Blessing(s), and 200 Cosmic Fragments.

(Obtain 2 random Curios)

(Obtain 2 random Blessings)

(Obtain 200 Cosmic Fragments)

Simulated Universe: You sever your heart's desires with sheer resolution, in consideration of both your safety and the ape's mental health.

Leave wildlife alone. — Leave this place.

Simulated Universe: You sever your heart's desires with sheer resolution, in consideration of both your safety and the ape's mental health.

Trivia

• The Chinese name of this Occurrence may be a reference to the Chinese meme 像你这样的XXX，生来就是要被XXX吃掉的 "(Something) like you is born to be eaten by (somebody)", which is used as a figurative speech to admire cute animals.
  • In the Chinese dialogue of Event Adventure Mission By His Lonefist to the Xianzhou, Sushang uses this expression towards the Tuskpir.

Other Languages

Language	Official Name
English	Apes Such As You
Chinese (Simplified)	像你这样的苍猿
Chinese (Traditional)	像你這樣的蒼猿
Japanese	あなたのような蒼猿そうえんは
Korean	너 같은 푸른 원숭이는
Spanish	Simios como tú
French	Des singes comme vous
Russian	Похожая на тебя обезьяна
Thai	ลิงอย่างเช่นคุณ
Vietnamese	Linh Trưởng Như Bạn
German	Affen wie du
Indonesian	Kera Sepertimu
Portuguese	Macacos Como Você

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