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LilGuiGuinevere Folks! Something eerie has happened during our nightly adventures! The ghost-hunting squad is facing its greatest crisis ever! One of our team members has gone missing ever since our ghost-hunting mission a few days ago! We've searched everywhere, including her usual haunts, but we can't find any trace of her! If anyone has seen her, please contact Little Gui immediately! We're counting on you! #GhostSighting
LilGuiGuinevere: Little Gui's catching your positive vibes! I'll be looking around while waiting for news from you guys!
Indomitable FireDragon: I guess they exterminated too many of this type, and so the big bad showed up
Guinaifen_enjoyer: Little Gui, are you alright? You have to be alright!
Cosmic Cutiepie: Does anyone need a protection amulet? How about you ghost-hunters?
TileGamer4ever: Aeons, even the ghost-hunting squad is having issues! Just how powerful are these ghosts!
OMG! Cloud Knight caught doing the unthinkable at Alchemy Commission!
Hiding In Plain Sight Folks, I've got something to tell you. It happened just yesterday when I was passing by the Alchemy Commission. I heard a strange noise at the entrance. So, I gathered my courage and took a look inside. Can you guess what I saw? I spotted one of the Cloud Knights, and they were acting all strange, swinging their weapon around as if they were possessed or something. More than a dozen other Cloud Knights couldn't restrain them! Did anyone else see this? #GhostSighting
LilGuiGuinevere: I'll get to the bottom of this!
StellalmondCracker: Maybe it might actually be a possession. Have you heard? Lots of alchemists from the Alchemy Commission have mysteriously gone missing
RealName_Online: Explain?
Traveling.Nosewalker: Something is definitely wrong
User_5318008: Hm. I heard the Alchemy Commission wasn't all that clean. This Cloud Knights might've been unalived.
I'm late as usual for work today and everyone's acting sus
TileGamer4ever At a certain undisclosed Commission. It's really strange. When I arrived at work today, everyone seemed off. Their faces were pallid, expressions gloomy, and they had distant, unfocused gaze, moving slowly along. I curiously asked what happened, but no one said a word. The entire Divination Commission feels eerie, and it scared me to the point where I lost all interest in playing tiles. What's even stranger, is that I wanted to slip away when nobody was looking, but I ran into the master diviner. She didn't even ask about my attendance, she just told me to "be late as usual." Something is definitely going on in this certain Commission, the name of which I'm not at liberty to say!!! #GhostSighting
LilGuiGuinevere: Alright, let's go have a look
AllRiversFlowSeaward: You yourself mentioned master diviner already. A certain "undisclosed" commission? LMAO.
NoGoodUsername: Isn't the Divination Commission responsible for capturing ghosts?
VidyadharaOnline: That's the Ten-Lords Commission's jurisdiction! Wait, what ghosts?
User_5318008: If everyone's affected but you, then chances are they're probably normal and you're the one affected
Trigger Warning: I just saw a ghost in Aurum Alley!
MeatyPufferGOAT Let me share a real experience of when I tried to catch up with Lady Bailu. I followed her into an empty alley and, being a bit cheeky, asked, "What are you doing here?" She pointed to the alley, saying there were people there. But there was nothing, just the sound of children laughing, sometimes near, sometimes far, very eerie. Then, Lady Bailu suddenly disappeared, even though she was standing right next to me, and I could only hear many Miss Bailus inviting me to play hide and seek. At that moment, I ran away as fast as I could. Can anyone explain this to me? #GhostSighting
LilGuiGuinevere: Let me investigate what's going on with this!
No.886: One of the healers from the Alchemy Commission had Lady Bailu cornered, but then she disappeared into thin air...
UltimateSwordmaster123: That happened to me too. She just disappeared. Magic?
Clear~Flow~: Do you Alchemy Commission people always have to catch the Dragon Lady?
DrinkMoreWater: Just own it if you can't catch her. Stop making excuses
Haunted photos! I keep getting stuff in my pics that shouldn't be there
Say~Cheese~ I'm a tourist here on the Xianzhou, and I've been enjoying my days exploring, eating, and taking beautiful photos. Yesterday at night, while lying in bed and flipping through my photo album, I noticed several of the pictures had a strange, jet-black shadow in them. Sometimes it was behind people, and other times it seemed to be attached to something. So I took a few new photos, but that thing still hasn't disappeared! Is the Express haunted? I keep feeling a chill down my spine... #GhostSighting
LilGuiGuinevere:@Say~Cheese~ The best person for the job is already on the way
Boycott_IPC_NOW!: It must be the IPC. Those punks have always had sinister designs to ruin the Xianzhou tourism industry!
haters dni: Sounds like a skill issue to me, I can teach you tho
StellalmondCracker: It's a haunting alright!
XianzhouTravelAgency#10: All your troubles will go away if you pay some basic respects at a temple. For discount coupons, please hit this [Link]
Colleague suddenly feels like a totally different person...
ruthless_DivinationMachine At A certain undisclosed Commission. Our division has always been swamped with work, and we never have a moment's rest. But for some reason, one of our colleagues who was usually the most unproductive slacker suddenly transformed into a different person, coming in early and leaving late every day. She's even been persuading people around her to join her to start some grand business venture. I know this might not be impossible, but I've recently experienced some indescribable strange occurrences, so I'm highly cautious about these kinds of changes. Please, anyone who has seen this, contact me quickly. #GhostSighting
LilGuiGuinevere:@ruthless_DivinationMachine We'll be there, keep in touch
MrTail's Sidekick: An undisclosed commission, huh? Sounds like the Divination Commission again
SoCuteItFlies: We got a brave one here, guys. Tryna start a business venture in this economy? Lol
Traveling.Nosewalker: What does this have to do with ghost-sightings? Mods? You guys gonna do something? Are we just letting any random low effort posts be shared here?
MidnightMirror: Sometimes I also think I may house multiple personas inside me!
I keep getting anonymous calls in the dead of night...
A-Yue_StraightAs Lately, I've been constantly woken up in the middle of the night by an unknown caller. One time, I was feeling brave at a friend's home with many people around, so I decided to answer the call and put it on speaker. The sound on the other end was so spooky, it's like someone was sobbing softly and then suddenly screaming. What's even more terrifying is that the caller repeatedly whispered that they wanted to meet me in person. Initially, I thought it might be a prank by my friends. However, it has continued for so long... I even checked my jade abacus, and it indicated that the caller's information is not visible. Could it be that this thing is a ghost trying to contact me? #GhostSighting
LilGuiGuinevere:@A-Yue_StraightAs Plz read your DM~
Account_Deleted: Don't worry, it's just some evil spirit taking lives
DitingTail$Luver: Don't worry, you still have three days to live. Better think hard about what you want to eat tomorrow.
VidyadharaOnline: ??? Is there a recording? I'm curious what a ghost sounds like
A-Yue_StraightAs: Hang on, I added a recording link. It's not complete. I only recorded a section [Link]
StarskiffHaven't: Don't share this in public! I'm a minor! I'd be having nightmares tonight...
Weird stuff keeps happening in haunted house
DM_me_4Housing There is this place near the Alchemy Commission... I went away for a while because there were Disciples of Sanctus Medicus, but when I got back, strange things began happening. Humanoid shapes would float outside my window, I'd hear laughter in an otherwise empty house, sometimes I even feel like I can't breathe... When the real estate agent sold me the place, they mentioned that the previous owners are all outworlders here to seek immortality but died without success. Over time, their resentments got left there. I used to count my lucky stars about being a long-life species and not needing to search for immortality, and now I've gotten haunted. #GhostSighting
LilGuiGuinevere: Let's talk about the haunted house in private
NutriTreasures Miracle Cure: I think I've heard about some short-life species folks running into trouble at the Alchemy Commission... Even moving out didn't do anything
VidyadharaOnline: The Alchemy Commission? Surely not
SnowingOvercoat: This is pretty scary
Cosmic Cutiepie: You shouldn't sell the house, then. Don't harm others
The sky keeps crying
eX@Tweety I keep hearing strange sounds around my home. It sounds like crying and is super creepy. It never stops throughout the whole day, and I can't even eat or sleep in peace. Yesterday, I decided I had enough and listened really carefully, and I discovered it's actually coming from the sky. Does anyone have any idea of what's going on? #GhostSighting
LilGuiGuinevere: Never fear, the ghost-hunting squad is here!
NoGoodUsername: You don't say, there's a haunting near my house too, but at least it's not too noisy... I have no trouble sleeping.
Xianzhou RichGuy: Don't stay in this house, the place is cursed. Sell it to me at 50 strales.
Hiding In Plain Sight: The person above me is a con artist
MrTail's Sidekick: Could it be the child next door crying?
My neighbor's dead wife seems to have come back
Insomnophile My neighbor is a widowed Foxian man named Wenyuan. Usually, we help each other out in our neighborhood. However, in recent days, Wenyuan hasn't been seen outside during the daytime. When I asked him what he's been up to lately, he said his wife has returned, and he plans to take her to Aurum Alley for a stroll??? But wasn't his wife, Ruoxi, deceased thirty years ago? Moreover, he doesn't seem quite himself these past few days. Could it be that he's been possessed by a spirit? #GhostSighting
LilGuiGuinevere: I will take a look for myself!
User_5318008: Stop being melodramatic. Maybe he didn't die in the war and simply got transferred back
CosmicDramaChaser_Sr.: What're you doing by staring at others in the dead of night
FRigid_Raven: Is it another one of those ghostly capers?
ShangshangOfficial: I feel like I've read something similar before... It was the bank teller or something
Phantom Starskiff! Unearthly Spirits That Never Rest!
Tantan_Talktalk At Stargazer Navalia! At Stargazer Navalia! A ghostly ship from the past has suddenly appeared! I work at the Sky-Faring Commission, and I've seen my fair share of peculiar starskiffs, but this ghostly one is truly a first for me. I've heard stories before that phantom starskiffs can take the living away from the mortal realm. Having witnessed it with an amicassador colleague, it's absolutely true! The phantom starskiff just manifested right there! #GhostSighting
LilGuiGuinevere: Manifest... Where in the Stargazer Navalia? I'll go help you find it
ShangshangOfficial: Manifest! Starskiff Haven!
UltimateSwordmaster123: Manifest! Seat of Divine Foresight!
Anyone met a weirdo in Exalting Sanctum who wants to play chess?
Extra-Introvert Recently, a strange individual has appeared at Exalting Sanctum, calling herself "Chess Ghost." She's set up a stall and invited others to play chess with her. It would have been fine if it were just a simple chess game, but here's the creepy part: she claims that if you win against her in chess, she'll reward you with a large sum of strales. However, those who lose to her end up standing straight and motionless like a stick around the chess board nearby like soulless puppets. Could this be some evil ghost playing chess with people and then possessing the losers? Can someone please look into this situation? #GhostSighting
LilGuiGuinevere: Never fear! Little Gui is here to take the assignment!
FRigid_Raven: The strales she promised might even be coins forged from souls.
MostHandsome@AurumAlley: It just goes to show that these guys were no more than amateurs... That's not how chess should be played
LilGui's No.1 Simp: If you're so good, why don't you take a shot?
Forage Requisitioner: You even hear yourself? Winning gets nothing but defeat means turning into a zombie. Why would anyone take this risk?
Million Subs Special: I got a surprise for y'all
LilGuiGuinevere Ta-da! Here's the 1 million subscriber special! This time Little Gui prepared something different. I've been streaming for so long, and I want to say soo much to you. So, we're gonna host a small-scale fan meetup on the Luofu~ If you're not on the Luofu, don't worry, I'm also in the process of getting the 1 million sub video ready. Stay tuned! Event details: Link#1MilSubSpecial #LatestNews
GuiguiSpicySourJuice: AAAAHHHHH I WANNA GO I WANNA GO!
GuiguiSpicySourJuice: I can't believe I got a pre-registration spot! I'm so proud of myself! No one has faster hand speed than me!
Name Is Unimportant: Let me test the jade abacus' speed...
TranquilTravels: Little Naifen, Big Sis here is so glad to see you at the Luofu. You must be an adorable and sweet girl. Each time you appear on stream, I think you've got the most radiant smile, just like my daughter. I'll bring her along to meet you when I get the chance.
none for you: Mom, why are you in Little Gui's comments?
none for you: Wait, when did you start watching Little Gui? Why didn't I know of this?
Play This at My Funeral: ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿
babygirl guigui:@LilGuiGuinevere Is there gonna be an announcement for the 1 million subs video? I'm dying over here. Can you let us know just a few keywords, please?
LilGuiGuinevere: Haha, I'm working on it. Don't worry
LilGuiGuinevere: Spoiler alert: The gray-haired (big brother/big sister) you all love will be appearing
LilGuiGuinevere: Better to keep it a surprise. All I have to say is that there are a lot of people in the vid
Bedroom_Without_Bed: I know right? She's lazy now that she's a big name streamer!
Reply_Guy: Quickquickquickquickquickquick
Here's why Cloudford is such a ghost town
GuiguiSpicySourJuice Do you know the real reason why there are so few people in Cloudford? I have a relative who works at the docks, and she says there's a locker No.13 that once contained some cursed daily items. Workers have been hearing bizarre creaking sounds from the storage room ever since then, and sometimes they even hear babies crying. What's worse, the jade abaci equipment around there would always break. My relative said that her colleague once say a transparent white figure dash out around the storage rooms, and it silently passed through the room then disappeared... #GhostSighting
RealName_Online: Front row seat!!!
Sweet Tail Of Mine: Sounds legit. I was suspicious of why it was so abandoned there...
guinaifen fangirl era: Same same. Yeah most deliveries are made by ingenia now, but it's still really creepy without a human presence...
White Cloak Sage: Little Gui, I wanna see this!
professional prankster: ^
Chicken_Dinner: ^^
Always By Your Side: Babe, why're you alone in such a terrifying place? You should bring a gigachad like me who can bench starskiffs — that's much safer @LilGuiGuinevere
LilGuiGuinevere: Thanks everyone, but I've it said before, there's nothing to worry about me. I've got professionals to protect me.
LilGuiGuinevere: No need, Cloudford is really safe. I'll contact the Realm-Keeping Commission if anything happens.
LilGuiGuinevere: I appreciate the concern, but I don't need anything else. It wouldn't be good for innocent bystanders to get hurt.
RainWindRainBow7854: Based on the Sky-Faring Commission's standard specs of this gen's starskiffs... I reckon you couldn't lift squat.
Ms. Yo-Yo: This young man's pretty gifted. How about coming to our acrobatic troupe?
Ask Me Anything: Everything about Guinaifen
LilGuiGuinevere Congrats for us all reaching 100k subscribers! I can't thank you enough for your support throughout all this time. To show my gratitude, I'm gonna make a vid to answer all of your questions. Is there anything you wanna ask me? You can ask about my stream, IRL stuff, how the ghost-hunting squad is doing these days, or anything else! I'll pick some interesting questions to answer while the event is on. Keep your eyes on this space! #100kSubSpecial #Q&ACollection
User_5318008:@LilGuiGuinevere Is the stream all special effects? Trying to scare people with this fake spooky stuff... What if you scared the kids? Don't you have any sense of decency?
LilGuiGuinevere: It's special effects. I added special effects. Are you gonna believe me if I say that?
LilGuiGuinevere: It's all real. It's up to you to believe it
Guigui~No.1~Fan: Don't watch if you don't like it. Go watch your kiddie shows
|NoStreamingToday|: I've seen this hater around lots of times. They really have got nothing better to do
Guigui~No.1~Fan: Guigui! Why did you become a streamer? I've always been curious about that! Pick me pick me pick me
Guigui~No.1~Fan: Guigui! Why did you become a streamer? Will you still be streaming in a couple of years? I've always been curious about that! Pick me pick me pick me
Whatever_I_Want: Can you stop spamming? It's super annoying
Bygones Be Bygones: Naifen, uncle here is very proud of you. Seeing you speak the Xianzhou language so eloquently on your stream, you must've practiced hard. I've witnessed your hard work and the amount of effort you put in, and I'm really happy for you
SpareMeOLady:@LilGuiGuinevere I used to love your outdoor streams, especially your live shopping and restaurant visit content. You've been to many places, and I was wondering what do you like best on Xianzhou?
LilGuiGuinevere: There are so many! Lemme think...
LilGuiGuinevere: Is everyone curious about this question? I'll talk about it in the video then!
Naughty_One_No_Chill: You must be raking it in with your subscriber count, right? Can we take a look at your monthly income?
ConsistentUpdater123:@LilGuiGuinevere Have you not been streaming recently? Will you still do it in future? ...I love putting on your live restaurant visit videos on speaker to help me sleep
LilGuiGuinevere: Haha, I don't have any current plans to retire! I wish I were streaming every day!
LilGuiGuinevere: Good question! I'm gonna respond to that in a video! Just hit me up with any and all questions you have!
Starskiff Lover: Outworlders are only youthful for so long. They can't rely on this job for their entire life
Guigui~No.1~Fan: We can crowdfund to help Little Gui keep streaming on Xianzhou!
#GhostTales[]
Everyone! Eyes on Me!
LilGuiGuinevere Look, fam! Hehe, anyone spot how I'm different today? Look harder! The person I am today is no longer the person I was yesterday! Alright, enough jokes. See this little silver medallion? I'm going to places! Thank you so much for all your support. I wouldn't have gotten this milestone without you!
ExhaustingSanctum: A silver medallion, huh? I wonder how much it will sell for? Can I peel it off?
Nightshadow123: You brought us here just for this?
TranquilTravels: Oh, my little Naifen sweetie! Seeing you like this makes me so happy! You're still young, but achieving so much. Your mom and dad must be over the moon, feeling proud and happy for you!
StarskiffHaven't: This medallion of yours looks fake. My family runs a jewelry business. Why not send it to my place to have it appraised?
Registered_GhoulNoFan_HaterProMAX: You scheming little brat, I can see what shady business you're up to from a mile away
User_5318008: Ewww, such an ugly medallion. What a loser
I got a very strange job the other day
Swim_Till_Water_Turns_Blue I'm an transfer student from Thalassa. My family isn't very rich and I've been working on the side. Recently I got a casual gig that pays by the day. My boss wants me to help him put up some adverts looking for friends, saying that those who are destined for him would scan the QR code if they see the ads. Is this how things work with you Xianzhou people? #GhostTales #JustChattin
TileGamer4ever: Have you scanned it?
Swim_Till_Water_Turns_Blue: The owner said not to scan it.
Indomitable FireDragon: That's too suspicious!
Guinerdfan: What code? Why dont't I see it?
ShangshangOfficial: The Realm-Keeping Commission is dealing with the ad spam.
Swim_Till_Water_Turns_Blue: The Realm-Keeping Commission? Am I in trouble?
I heard the Seat of Divine Foresight is about to loosen up on housing policies
MostHandsome@AurumAlley We're gonna be able to buy a small mansion in Longmoiste Bay in the near future! Life ain't just about the struggles we have! #GhostTales #JustChattin
TileGamer4ever: Anyone got 50 strales for me? Show me the money!
FlyingAtMidnight: We? Who's we? Do you think trying to pay off one mortgage is not enough torment for me?
RealName_Online: Is this more believable than me being the Emperor of Primeval Imperium?
MostHandsome@AurumAlley: Believe you me, my information is pretty authoritative. Not to brag, my classmate's fourth uncle's godmother's ex-husband worked at none other than the Seat of Divine Foresight.
RealName_Online: Hi, I'm the Emperor of Primeval Imperium, gimme money.
AllRiversFlowSeaward: If you wanna talk about stuff that has nothing to do with the paranormal, how about you hike it and take your story to the Starwatcher Frontline?
Say~Cheese~: It's not an off-topic post any more, since the Emperor of Primeval Imperium himself has commented just now
Do Guinaifen's vids have any originality?
CosmicDramaChaser_Sr. I have to get this one off my chest. Y'all are simping for her as if the whole world revolved around her, but I feel compelled to speak the truth. Is there ANY originality to the vids and posts she makes? She's terminally online, and her accounts are literally everywhere, churning out her vapid content not just here on Ghostly Grove but on other platforms as well. Is she that desperate for money? And everything she posts is either overused, outdated, cringey memes or just clout-chasing clickbaity stuff that appeals to the lowest common denominator. If not that, then she would just straight up STEAL other people's ideas. And she calls herself a "content creator", LMAO. I can't be the only one who finds her boring, right? Right? She has such a large following, yet she never uses it to address any of the pressing social issues. Why is that!? All she does every day is make mind-numbingly "fUnNY" hogwash! People like her are the reason why society is going down the drain! #GhostTales #BreakingMySilence
Guinaifen_enjoyer: [This comment has been deleted by moderator for violating community guidelines]
CosmicDramaChaser_Sr.: Lol, the shills on Guinaifen's payroll are getting all riled up. She really paid big bucks for you bots to do PR damage control.
CosmicDramaChaser_Jr.: How much is she paying you? Bring me along, let's make money together!
Ms. Yo-Yo: You ******* *******!!! She's a hard-working street performer trying to make an honest living, and you're here going on about actual social issues? I don't see you trying to change the world.
CosmicDramaChaser_Sr.: What!? So street performers shouldn't be concerned with worldly affairs? Ever heard the saying, "Xianzhou's concerns are everyone's concerns?" We're all part of this civilization, and everything that happens to it concerns us all, got it?
Ms. Yo-Yo: I'm just saying... Could it be that Little Gui is actually an outworlder from another world? ...That precious little girl is not even a Xianzhou native.
CosmicDramaChaser_Sr.: Hah, now I get it! So this GhoulNoFan must be a foreign agent! I bet behind the scenes there's some greater power at play here. Do I have to address her as Lady Guinaifen in the future...
Ms. Yo-Yo: I feel so sorry that Little Gui is being piled on by haters... She doesn't deserve this. She's being dragged through the mud
ImmortalInACup: I too feel that her videos are a little over the top. She's just playing to the crowd.
VidyadharaOnline: Really? I feel that Miss Gui's livestream is very entertaining, her street performance is also excellent. She also treated me to Immortal's Delight... She's a good person.@LilGuiGuinevere
Guinaifen_Gatekeeper: Our Lil Gui is the best! She is the best friend anyone can have!
SpiritEnergy200: Little Gui is now getting friendzoned as well? LOL
LilGuiGuinevere: The feedback from my fans is very important, and I will sincerely take this into account and improve in the future.
LilGuiGuinevere: Who do you think you are? Do your words even hold any weight? I'm not listening lalala, stop bothering me.
LilGuiGuinevere: There are streamers who care about societal problems and others who do comedy, to each their own!
I almost got scared to death today
QualityOverQuantity I was just walking on the road today and I suddenly heard a baby voice saying: "I wanna go see my friends..." I thought it was a lost kid so I hurried over to have a look, but it turned out to be a ball of ghostly fire that's talking! The fire even asked "can I possess you so I can find my friends?" I'd never ran so fast in my life! I was petrified!!! #GhostTales
MrTail's Sidekick: Is it ok to tell me its location?
QualityOverQuantity: I saw it by the road. Apparently Fyxestroll Garden is rampant with them
MrTail's Sidekick: Thank you
QualityOverQuantity: So what exactly was that thing?!
FRigid_Raven: It doesn't matter, everyone has the right to make friends.
QualityOverQuantity: I thought someone was serious about being my friend, what a letdown
There are tons of spooky stories over by Foxsomn Tomb
SpiritEnergy200 Do you know the Foxsomn Tomb? It's over near the Fyxestroll Garden. There are always weird myths over there... I heard that if you stay for too long in front of the tombstones in Foxsomn Tomb, you're gonna run into the tomb owner's ghost #GhostTales #JustChattin
Chess Master Fay: Meeting the spirit of the grave's occupant is so cliche... Our great Xianzhou's paranormal myths have finally jumped the shark.
DreamBigly: I am the grave's occupant, what the OP said is true.
Chess Master Fay: If you're the grave's occupant, then I'll go there and take away your offerings.
DreamBigly: If you take my offerings, then I'll take YOU away.
Ms. Yo-Yo: Thanks to the above commenter, I finally remembered that this is supposed to be a website about supernatural stuff
Trigger Warning! Mass murder case. Read at your own risk
RhinoTellsGhostStories Newbie Realm-Keeping Commission officer meets a Ghostly Grove journalist by chance, and the work together to investigate the family homicide tragedy in the Skyward Pavilions neighborhood. Due to their special constitution, the officer is able to converse with the vengeful ghosts of the past, and has to fight for their survival when they are pulled into the gap between the floor levels over and over... #GhostTales #TriggerWarning
AutoReply_Bot: I can't wait, is this a new immersia?
It's-a-Me, Mousey: This is based on a true story
LiveLaughLove: I know, I'm also like that... unable to differentiate between what's real and what's not
AlchemyR0amer I am currently creating an immersia dealing with investigating ghost stories, from the POV of a Realm-Keeping Commission staff. The protagonist is an officer who got shifted to a different office, and they collect ghost stories and explains them using both science and supernatural beliefs! Feedback are welcome! #GhostTales
minerBitBro: Isn't that plagiarism...
ArmoredTrotter_No.2: Have you ever heard of "paying homage"?
23gramOfarts: Most monsters on Xianzhou are nothing more than alien creatures, what a bore
Cultured_Boxxxr: Heard some alien remains were digged up in Thalassa a while back... that can be written into an immersia plot.
InkyM0M0: ??? Have you not seen an alien before? Why all the fuss?
Lemme flex this here real quick
LilGuiGuinevere Hehehe, I won't be gloating this time. Does anyone spot anything different? ... ... ... Ta-da! It's the one-million subscriber medallion!!! Thank you so much for all your support. There's no way this account would have grown so big without every single one of you, and I would never have gotten this medal! I'm gonna prepare a BIG surprise for you all. See ya!
deck cutting master: ..."won't be gloating"? Do you even hear yourself?
TileGamer4ever: Is this what they call a humble brag?
TranquilTravels: Oh, my little Naifen sweetie, this gold medallion complements your hair perfectly. I'm so happy to see you doing so well. And please remember to drink hot water and Flaming Potent Tea on time, you'll have much better sleep at night
Sweet Tail Of Mine: Front row, leave your names!!!
White Cloak Sage: Congrats, I'm here to bask in the joy
Aurum Alley's ghost market pawnshop...
SweetBoba_4_SweetGui I heard there's a so-called ghost market in Aurum Alley, and the most ominous of them all is a mysterious pawnshop. This pawnshop only accepts special goods like human lives and souls... They'll only recognize the value of these "items." You can barter with your body or soul for anything you want, but beware, they are very picky with their customers. I heard that some shopkeep in Aurum Alley witnessed someone knocking on the pawnshop's door, and then a pair of transparent hands lifted the customer high into the sky for hours, then dropped them back onto the ground. Are there anyone from Aurum Alley who knows the deets? #GhostSighting
Exalting Sanctum Destiny Master: Can the Sky-Faring Commission check this place out and see if it's really something spooky...
ILuvBeef™: Is it store no. 8? I've been to 8 through 13, they're all empty, it creeps me out
Chicken_Dinner: I live at Aurum Alley, and head to the Delicacy Pavilion for food every single day. I did hear of this incident: someone came to look for the pawnshop, but didn't find anything?
Sweet Tail Of Mine: Is this an ad for Delicacy Pavilion? They're ramping up their advertising, eh?
MostHandsome@AurumAlley: This isn't an ad... Speaking of which, Little Gui did a shop-review vid there, it's getting pretty popular
Sweet Tail Of Mine: I'm not a shill for some ad! I did check that place out after I saw Little Gui's video!
gone_are_the_days: Oh I know this one, it's what is called "The hand of Mage"!
KissySoundForNextReply: Then surely us Xianzhou folks' wakespan is worthless.
Guigui~No.1~Fan:@LilGuiGuinevere Can Lil Gui do an undercover interview there? It's hard to set up, though.
LilGuiGuinevere: Thank you for the reminder. My stream doesn't intend to flout any of Xianzhou's laws
LilGuiGuinevere: Don't worry about the set up, Little Gui's got skills and will get it done!
LilGuiGuinevere: There's not enough info about this pawnshop. Wait till I get inside
StellalmondCracker: Oh, the camera has an auto-mode. It'll be really easy!
Sweet Tail Of Mine: An undercover interview's risky though... What if the platform takes down the stream halfway?
Help! What's going on with my Dad?
WindyVenti My dad never used to express his love for the family, but today he sent three messages in a row that says "Dad loves you," and he didn't reply no matter how many times I called him or messaged him. I can't track him down at all. What should I do? #GhostTales
ShangshangOfficial: What happened afterwards?
WindyVenti: So, my dad has been obsessing over this NutriTreasures seminar, and heeded Dr. Kang Tu's call to send lovely messages to his family.
ShangshangOfficial: Why didn't he reply then?
WindyVenti: I believe the seminar was too noisy so he was missing my calls
RainWindRainBow7854: LMAO
FlyingAtMidnight: My mom's the same, suddenly calling me and crying out, "all dead, all dead", and then she stopped talking. She didn't pick up when I called back... I thought she was taken by the mara.
RainWindRainBow7854: ...And?
FlyingAtMidnight: The old lady is just a bit too obsessed with some historical immersia.
I got a GHOST message
I AM NOT BALDING One day, I suddenly couldn't remember anything of what happened on that day. The last thing I remember before I blipped was me thinking, "I don't want to work. I wanna go home." When I snapped out of it, I found myself already home, with a message on my phone saying, "Rank your ride." What exactly is going on there? #GhostTales
MrTail's Sidekick: I've got some idea: is it heliobi?
ShangshangOfficial: Maybe.
I AM NOT BALDING: What is a heliobi? Can you speak in a language I understand?
MyNameIsMartha!: They want a good rating for the ride!? Better take a look and check if your cash is still there.
CurlyBeardy: What's wrong with paying good money for good service?
MyNameIsMartha!: Huh? You're nuts, what if I don't have the money?
CurlyBeardy: Hey bro, give me your jade abacus and I'll pay for your ride.
MyNameIsMartha!: You'll pay? Then what do you want my jade abacus for?
LilGuiGuinevere: Who knows, maybe your brain was simply resetting and giving the control back to you
LilGuiGuinevere: Next time you should think about getting rich before blacking out. That way, you may actually get rich afterwards.
LilGuiGuinevere: This experience is easily a surefire 5 stars. Never underrate a good service!
Someone secretly built signal towers in Fyxestroll Garden
This_Is_The_Way I saw someone mentioned Fyxestroll Garden, so I have to warn everyone that Artisanship Commission recently built signal transmission towers in there. The radiation generated by these high-intensity signal transmission towers can cause Xianzhou natives to fall into mara much faster. Yep, we don't even need the Ambrosial Arbor to come back. My head starts to hurt just from getting closer to those towers. My friends say they are a form of mind-control device that just entered production... soon, we are all gonna become idiots who will believe anything the commissions want us to believe#RadiationAlert #GhostTales
Trust_In_Light_Become_Light: You're already an idiot who would literally believe anything anyone says. And stop assuming everyone else is as dumb as you!
Boycott_IPC_NOW!: This is an IPC conspiracy!! I hear everyone in that company has been given new phones. They can control people's thoughts using synesthesia beacons!
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Indomitable FireDragon: My mind's going to be remotely piloted by others when I work?! Why didn't you tell me about this awesome deal sooner!
NoArtisanNoLife: Are you dumb? Think you'd still be allowed to post insane takes here if the Artisanship Commission has such tech already?
I'm sharing my small goal
LilGuiGuinevere Hi everyone. I wanna share with everyone the update schedule for this account. I'm gonna mainly focus on ghost stories and uncovering the truth behind them. However, if I manage to get more than 10k fans, I wanna do a viewers' Q&A, with my final goal being 1 million! Please make sure to like and subscribe!
PlasticTruth: I'll definitely be at the meet-up, or I'm not a real fan
LegHairPrince: 1 million is a little too many
Guinaifen_Gatekeeper:@LilGuiGuinevere You're my fan!!! Can I get a digital autograph?
LilGuiGuinevere: I'll give it to you at the meet-up, along with a photograph
LilGuiGuinevere: Guinaifen. That's the digital autograph, take it!
LilGuiGuinevere: lol, whose fan am I exactly?
Immersia_And_Chill: Little Gui has been a pretty good poster so far. But she hasn't streamed for quite a while
world's most normal Guinaifen fan: Please do a stream soon! I NEED it! Without your stream, I feel like Nosewalkers are crawling all over me
Greetings everyone!
LilGuiGuinevere Hi everyone. I'm Guinaifen, and I've opened an account on Ghostly Grove. Most of my content will be taking up your requests for investigations, as well as sharing some of my daily life and replying to your posts! Thank you once again for your support!
RealName_Online: Welcome welcome!
GuinaiFAN_Truther: I have been a huge fan of yours since my past life.
Guinaifen_enjoyer: OMG, it's the real Little Gui! Sending love your way~
PlasticTruth: Your popularity is entirely up to how we feel about you. You got that?
GuinaiFAN_Truther:@LilGuiGuinevere is already very popular. 100k fans should be easy.
LilGuiGuinevere: It'll be easy with everyone's support.
LilGuiGuinevere: Thank you so much *Mwah*, you're too sweet!
LilGuiGuinevere: For real? I hope the fan count spikes
High-Cloud-Quenelle: Lemme see how many people are already OG fans even before 50k followers
Guinaifen_Gatekeeper: Saw Little Gui in person, she was so beautiful!
NoGoodUsername: If @LilGuiGuinevere responds to me, I'll wash my hair upside down
LilGuiGuinevere: Do it now. Don't forget to share that experience with us
LilGuiGuinevere: I once tried washing my hair upside down, it takes real skill
LilGuiGuinevere: Oops, I actually replied to a comment
High$Inflation: Already at 100k fans!
Vidyadhara_Loyalist: You seem pretty eager to please. Why not host a fan meetup now?
JadeAbacus:BecomeLoser: You following is mostly made up of bots/shills
magnetOCloudKnight:@LilGuiGuinevere Do you have any plans after reaching 100k fans?
LilGuiGuinevere: Wanna answer fans' questions
LilGuiGuinevere: On it. It's a secret for now
LilGuiGuinevere: Not prepared at all~
Say~Cheese~: Ghost-hunting squad! Sweet!
GuinaiFAN_Truther: Everyone's welcome to join my Guinaifen fan club! DM me for deets~
Fantastic4@SkiffHaven: If you won't do a swimsuit party, how about a concert? You sing whatever we demand
Guinaifen_enjoyer: Take me now, Little Gui! I'm all yours! (;° ロ°)
Ms. Yo-Yo: Let's goooo! Can't wait for Little Gui's meet-up event!
ParasocialStreamChatter: You're internet famous now
Langlang: I'm Little Gui's older brother, plz follow me too~
Anyone else heard singing voices coming from Fyxestroll Garden?
ImmortalInACup I'm just gonna put it out there that my job has something to do with the Ten-Lords Commission. I heard the folks on patrol say recently that there has been sounds of opera singing coming out of the Pavilion of Fragrance in Fyxestroll Garden... Whether this is real remains to be seen, but it sounds super creepy #GhostTales
Hiding In Plain Sight: I've heard that the Ten-Lords Commission has some special suppression melody that can hinder the movement of demonic entities via a particular wavelength.
ImmortalInACup: Whatever you say, using a song to suppress monsters is just bizarre...
SnowingOvercoat: Oh I see, so that's what the Ten-Lords Commission does all day... just singing?
DreamBigly: I too heard it. It's singing the Zhuming flower-drum opera
Hiding In Plain Sight: What do you even know about flower-drum operas?
ImmortalInACup: Shouldn't the singer be the focus here?
RealName_Online: Interesting, reminds me of the old Fyxestroll Garden
Looks like I won't get to prove my theory about Fyxestroll Garden's self-playing guqin
Chess Master Fay Didn't someone say before that there's a guqin in Fyxestroll Garden that would suddenly play music on its own? I argued with someone in a forum already that this guqin is probably an ingenium device built in the past, and then got creepy because it hasn't been maintained well. I was planning to find some time to confirm this hypothesis, but now the Fyxestroll Garden is sealed off. What a pity. #GhostTales #JustChattin
ExaltingSanctumGiraffe: Doesn't sound like an ingenium. My company was in charge of the garden's construction works that year. After reading your post, I even went back and checked the database, and there were no records of any ingenium autochimes installed.
Chess Master Fay: Could it be private property planted by someone else?
ExaltingSanctumGiraffe: Possible. Might've been a private donor, or some artist who left it there...
Chess Master Fay: Some artists have their own artistic pursuits...
TileGamer4ever: It won't be a pretty sight if you keep this argument up.
Fyxestroll Garden is gonna drain the Xianzhou Luofu's future fortune!
Delve Geomancy Seminar I was just passing the time in Drifters Sanctum last night, and I suddently noticed the Fyxestroll Garden has somehow shifted positions. It's been a while since I was there, but now there are pillars come out of the garden. I know a few things about our ancestors' geomancy craft and realized there is serious business going on here! Firstly, the Fyxestroll Garden has shifted in the direction of the Luofu's bow. Clearly, someone is trying to use a Foxian garden to suppress our ship's positioning. Tsk tsk, let that sink in! Seriously, just think about the implications! Secondly, with these pillars (whose orientations I admittedly didn't manage to pinpoint), there's a thing called "Chisel the Dragon's Eyes," a forbidden craft that harms one's fortune and kills off one's heirs! I get it now. Someone just can't bear to see Luofu being prosperous, so they want us Xianzhou folks to suffer! #OldWisdom #GhostTales
Trust_In_Light_Become_Light: Geomancy? In this day and age? Xianzhou already sails the stars, what superstitious mumbo-jumbo could there be?
Peoplebreaker: Well, ackshually... the comos still has solid water and stellar winds, per geomantic principles. But this hasn't stopped this guy from spouting rubbish.
Delve Geomancy Seminar: You'd better watch your mouth, you brat! You weren't even born when I prevented the Yuque disaster with nothing but my epic geomancy!
Delve Geomancy Seminar: There lies wisdom in our ancestors' teachings. We mustn't disregard it just because times have progressed. Many ancient concepts have merely changed names: what was called geomancy is now called energy fields. Would it be easier for you to understand if I said people wanted to destroy Xianzhou's energy fields?
StellalmondCracker: Dude, you sound ridiculous. How about this: I'll give you 50 strales so you can go see a brain doctor.
Fate/Stars: I did a reading with my oracle cards: shattered mirror, bow and arrow with the number 8, and capsized skyship. That means problems that haven't been resolved for a long time are piling up, which will culminate in a phase that explodes at critical mass. It appears that some people are panicking for real.
AwwwwwwAwwsjiht: The calculations I made with my custom jade abacus pretty much match up with everyone else's — some people really are nasty.
Hiding In Plain Sight: I got wind of some juicy gossip from a Vidyadhara friend that the last high elder reincarnated and returned to the Xianzhou Luofu to part the oceans and sever the ship's Ichor Lines in a bid to steal the Ichorous Essence and rebel against the Xianzhou!@LilGuiGuinevere
NoThinking: That affair at the Scalegorge Waterscape... I heard the guide from the Star-Picking Tours mentioned it before. And now it's getting corroborated here on Ghostly Grove. Can't blame me for connecting the dots.
Dragon_incarnate: If you are gullible enough to believe this, then surely you won't bat an eye when I say I'm the high elder of the Vidyadhara
LilGuiGuinevere: The mine veins in asteroid clusters, the similar signs in energy dissemination... Those are the Ichor Lines of the cosmos
LilGuiGuinevere: And whether or not Xianzhou has Ichor Lines is besides the point, but OP definitely has Xianzhou's interests at heart, how patriotic.
LilGuiGuinevere: You're a much better storyteller than I am. I hear Fyxestroll Garden now has an Evil Binding Matrix — might I ask if that can suppress the Ichor Lines?
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BREAKING NEWS[]
MIND BLOWN!!! Check out this cosmic horror that can duplicate itself!
LilGuiGuinevere After receiving submissions from our dear followers, the ghost-hunting squad conducted an urgent investigation in Aurum Alley. The actual truth is far more terrifying than what @MeatyPufferGOAT mentioned. It turns out, Lady Bailu wasn't the one being possessed, but a certain "pint-sized smurf-colored demon." This demon has the ability to perform mitosis on itself, and the more humans it consumes, the more violent its splitting becomes. With more and more people missing in Aurum Alley, the ghost-hunting squad promptly notified the Ten-Lords Commission's spiritfarers. According to insider information, over half of the spiritfarers have already perished. #GhostHuntingSquad #BoneChilling
MyNameIsMartha!: What in tarnation is all this gibberish about a pint-sized smurf-colored demon? It sounds absurd! Seriously, where on the Xianzhou will you run into a demon like that? Whoever is making up these rumors is absolutely up to something no good, I tell ya! I do know of this kind of demon's existence. They reside in Thalassa, but not here on the Xianzhou!
Working4Weekends: If Thalassa has them, why shouldn't the Xianzhou? You're being a bigot.
PlasticTruth: As a demonologist, I have the expertise to substantiate Little Gui's claims!
LegHairPrince: Pint-sized smurf-colored demons are called different things across different worlds. We call them Bruvas where I come from. I'll say it again, you Xianzhou folks need to get out more.
LilGui's No.1 Simp: When did you say that? Stop pretending to be an expert on everything!
ImmortalInACup: How come I didn't find anything about this? You made it up, didn't you?
MrTail's Sidekick: Finally figured it out. I couldn't even sleep for the past few days from the fright...
Ling01: This is obviously a joke. Did someone seriously buy it?
Guinaifen_Gatekeeper: But OP couldn't have gotten Lady Bailu and some blue demon all mixed up, right? Little Gui, did you overlook something here? Maybe you can explain? @LilGuiGuinevere
LilGuiGuinevere: Don't worry fam, it's true, what I said, all of it. The Ten-Lords will even serve as our witness
LilGuiGuinevere: I shouldn't have but I did mix them up
LilGuiGuinevere: Thanks for the reminder, fam. If I got new deets, I'll let everyone know
NoGoodUsername: You do have a point. I almost fell for the haters' nonsense.
DitingWatcher_followback: Then riddle me this: How can the Dragon Lady disappear just like that?
SHOCKING! Matrix of Prescience Is Self-Aware! Second Aurumaton Uprising IMMINENT!
LilGuiGuinevere After receiving the submission, we conducted an urgent investigation into the Divination Commission. The truth is even scarier than what @TileGamer4ever described! It turns out that the divination disturbances in the Divination Commission were caused by the Matrix of Prescience Ultima during a system upgrade, leading to its self-ascension. After ascending, it seemed to gain its own consciousness! It hijacked the brainpower of the smartest group on the Xianzhou — the members of the Divination Commission — to drain their brainpower for calculations pertaining to the future! Upon arriving at the scene, the ghost-hunting squad immediately cooperated with the master diviner to restart the Matrix, putting a stop to this self-ascension rebellion before it could reach full maturation! Please, everyone, be cautious when using your jade abaci or calculation-capable devices and stay vigilant for any signs of self-awareness awakening in them! #GhostHuntingSquad #BoneChilling
ruthless_DivinationMachine: So, it hijacked the brainpower of diviners. Now I get it
ExaltingSanctumGiraffe: Now I know why a certain someone is not hijacked because she has zero brainpower
TileGamer4ever: Hey! I was just late for work and missed the whole thing!
Artisanship®Teapot: Say, one time I was having a dream that I was soaking in a pot. After I managed to break out of the pot, I found there were countless others trapped in their own pots as well, each trapped in their own dreams while being used as batteries for an enormous jade abacus. I woke up with a cold sweat.
QualityOverQuantity: This sounds way more fun than the original post
TeaSocietySendsLove: Maybe you were just dreaming about being a tea bag
Build_the_Eternal_City: It's safer to buy the IPC's computers anyway. More reliable too
HistoryDaily: This sounds eerily similar to the aurumaton rebellion from the Xianzhou's past
High-Cloud-Quenelle: I think there should be a follow-up interview down the line with our crisis-resolver @LilGuiGuinevere about her thoughts and feelings
LilGuiGuinevere: I'm more interested in how I should be thanked after resolving this crisis for the Divination Commission
LilGuiGuinevere: Just what upgrades did the Artisanship Commission install in the Matrix of Prescience? Sounds incredible
LilGuiGuinevere: I wonder what kind of future the upgraded Matrix of Prescience Ultima is seeing
Traveling.Nosewalker: You can't possibly still think she's telling the truth? I ain't buyin' it
Mr.YesMAN: Honestly, yeah
MeatyPufferGOAT: Well, this just once again proves that "turn it off and on again" is the ultimate solution for all machine problems
You Won't Believe This! Fiction Becomes Real Life!
LilGuiGuinevere Little Gui received a submission and urgently consulted informants and relevant individuals, and obtained first-hand information! It turns out that the soldier had purchased a borisin sword from the black market. This sword houses the soul of its swordsmith and is filled with malevolent energy due to countless killings. Anyone who holds it will have their spirit overtaken by the cursed sword, becoming a creature driven solely by the pursuit of blood and slaughter. It is said that even the lieutenant of the Seat of Divine Foresight has been mobilized to quell the situation. In the end, the whereabouts of this weapon are unknown. If there are any witnesses who come across someone selling a mysterious and eerie weapon online, please immediately inform the Cloud Knights! #ThrillsAndChills #GhostHuntingSquad
The Immortal Spoiler: Nice story. Love from the Tea Society
Cosmic Cutiepie: So the Xianzhou Sword Tale has become real life.
LegHairPrince: Oh great, another recycled trope! I've heard this exact same story before, only it was about these celestial jade tiles that had the soul of their maker concealed inside. Give it a few years and we'll get the version where it's an jade abacus that is infused with the soul of its maker.
NoArtisanNoLife: Fast forward to when the aurumatons attain sapience
VidyadharaOnline: Fast forward to when the Startaro Bubbles attain sapience
Traveling.Nosewalker: Did I enter the wrong site? Is the mod working right now?
User_5318008: Alright, Grovers, time to share your made-up stories
FRigid_Raven: We can invert this into another story. A young man, overcoming countless formidable foes, finally reaches the pinnacle of his life, only to discover that he is the descendant of the borisin... @LilGuiGuinevere WDYT?
LilGuiGuinevere: The world needs to be graced by your literary talents! Keep writing!
LilGuiGuinevere: This story sounds like a patchwork of different genres
LilGuiGuinevere: NGL, it's kinda mid.
JingYuan_IS_MyHusbando: If I don't find this novel of yours published in a bookstore somewhere, I'm smashing the place up.
Guinerdfan: Mr/Ms Raven, the moment's all yours! Give us the full version of this story now!
Made_In_Abyss: I heard a story about as nonsensical as this one from the Storyteller at Starskiff Haven. Something about an outlander with "Big Sword" fighting to save the people of the Xianzhou
UNREAL! Ancient Evil Awakened! Ghost-Hunting Squad Recounts Near-Death Experience
LilGuiGuinevere Folks! Recently, there has been a surge in paranormal phenomena on Xianzhou, and the root cause is the awakening of a heliobus sealed for millennia. Our ghost-hunting squad has suffered inevitable effects from facing these creatures in our battles of wits and courage. The last post seeking help to find our missing squad member was due to her abduction by one of these creatures! Fortunately, after a rescue operation, we managed to finally bring her back safely, and all is well. #ThrillsAndChills #GhostHuntingSquad
[This Account Is Deleted]: That's ridiculous! I've met that girl. Just talking to her might reduce her to tears. You're telling me she supposed to deal with these ghosts? Some advice: consider writing a draft before you make something up in the future?
RealName_Online: Lol
TileGamer4ever: See you 'round, OP
User_5318008: I've been following Little Gui for a long while. All her ghost story posts are pretty well-made, but there are too many slip ups in the details, so all I can say is that she's kinda careless
Guinaifen_enjoyer: [This comment has been deleted by moderator for violating community guidelines]
CosmicDramaChaser_Sr.: Little Gui's got some loyal shills now, huh?
Ms. Yo-Yo: Stop arguing. Those who think it's fake can help us all out by exiting this site now
TwinFlower: I've heard of the heliobi. I have a cousin on the Zhuming and he said those things are more like a very esoteric form of special energy than any kind of ghosts or demons. Little Gui, you might want to stop this before you really lose the plot
CosmicDramaChaser_Sr.: I've never heard anything about heliobi reemerging. Besides, I saw you guys together with my own eyes while walking by Starskiff Haven today. You do know that you're legally liable if you purposely spread misinformation over the internet? @LilGuiGuinevere
LilGuiGuinevere: If I speak, I am in big trouble. Some things are better left unsaid. Otherwise, bam! Account terminated, just like that. You know how it is with these mods. Those in the know, know exactly what I'm talkin' about. And if you don't get it, then you don't get to get it, you got it? Don't even bother askin' me what's up. There are forces at play here that go far beyond even your wildest dreams.
LilGuiGuinevere: I'll tell ya what's up. This is what's up! As for exactly what is up, it all depends on what will be up.
LilGuiGuinevere: Well, here's the thing, like I said, I'm just sayin', y'know, how should I put it, at the end of the day, for what it's worth, you know what I mean, that's all I'm just sayin'
Here To Educate: Obviously, it's a false flag stunt. They're all crisis actors. First, they shoot some scripted scenes. Then they act all legit with on-site interviews for added authenticity, and finally they slap a touchy-feely headline on top. I've seen this same routine getting played a million times already.
MostHandsome@AurumAlley: Hah, they chose to work in this line of hazardous work of their own volition. Serves them right when they get in danger!
PlasticTruth: I study artisanship. I'll back OP on this
The Flying Daiyuman
LilGuiGuinevere The Daiyu fighter jet, which has been adrift for approximately six thousand years, suddenly appeared in the Xianzhou Luofu. When Little Gui found the ghostly ship, the crew on board had no idea that the Xianzhou Daiyu had already perished in the battle against Viscorpi. They stated that they were lost members of the fighter jet, and they had entered into a contract with a messenger of the Remembrance. Unless new memories were injected, they would have remained trapped in a time loop of endless war, repeating the same battle for six thousand years. But now that they have departed from the cycle of reincarnation, what awaits them next...? #GhostHuntingSquad
Ms. Yo-Yo: So what will happen to this ship? Where should it go now? Surely, we can't send it to Insumousu, no?
VidyadharaOnline: Whoa, that'd be awful
RainWindRainBow7854: Honestly, yeah
User_5318008: Traversed six thousand years to the present? Sounds like something a nerd made up.
RainWindRainBow7854: Honestly, yeah
Taylor.B.Happy: IDC, I love reading this kind of stuff
SpiritEnergy200: Is no one concerned about what new memories have been injected?
Peace&Love: Hiya, Naifen, my sweet buttercup. I bid you a very good afternoon. I absolutely adore you and your stories. So whimsical!
Guinerdfan:@LilGuiGuinevere what happened after? What about the crew?
LilGuiGuinevere: They said they missed their homes and then they left... Thinking about it makes me shiver a little
LilGuiGuinevere: Apparently, a flash of light came down and took them out of existence once their wishes were fulfilled
LilGuiGuinevere: We didn't dare to ask either. That might just lead us down the rabbit hole
FRigid_Raven: What can they do? Find new gigs?
The Real Chess Ghost They Don't Want You to Know
LilGuiGuinevere Upon receiving a report from @Extra-Introvert, members of the squad rushed to Exalting Sanctum as fast as we could. We indeed saw that strange chess player with many dazed people standing around them. After Little Gui placed a piece on the chess board, I realized it was a quantum jade abacus disguised as a chessboard. The thought processes of the player will be instantly learned, emulated, and thus easily defeated. In the end, it was Sushang, who was unburdened with thoughts or strategies, that defeated the Chess Ghost with ease. Then that Chess Ghost revealed their true form! It turns out to be a borisin spy coming here to sample and study the brains of Xianzhou natives. They have been handed over to the Realm-Keeping Commission for proper punishment! #GhostHuntingSquad
NoGoodUsername: Shangshang did great work!
ruthless_DivinationMachine: It's hard to decipher how Shangshang's brain works
ShangshangOfficial: Can't tell if this is a compliment or not
Peace&Love: All forms of entertainment slowly but surely rot our brains! They dumb our senses with cheap thrills! Friends and fams, put down your jade abaci now! They are demons that will corrupt you!
TheExpanse729: You gotta lay off reading these conspiracy theories, or your brain will soon turn to mush
FlyingAtMidnight: The last time I read a conspiracy theory like this, the word "fam" was just short for family and actually meant family in its literal sense.
HistoryDaily: If this carries on, there'll be another Aurum Rebellion. Follow us for more secrets about the Aurum Rebellion. We'll take you on a deep dive into Xianzhou history
LegHairPrince: The villains in 8 out of 10 posts here are all made out to be borisin. What type of generative jade abaci are you guys using to churn out these posts en masse??
Kui: If machines can learn all we know, then the days for us organic lifeforms are numbered @LilGuiGuinevere Don't you think so?
LilGuiGuinevere: I hope for a smart assistant that can help Little Gui write scripts, edit vids, and moderate comments
LilGuiGuinevere: Little Gui thinks that though machines may be great at mimicry, creativity won't be replaced in such a short while
LilGuiGuinevere: I don't really know about this stuff, so I won't talk about it
ImmortalInACup: This is by far the scariest thing I've ever read
SleeveSword: This is by far the loveliest thing I've ever read
Deceptive Familiarity: Known Faces, Unknown Hearts
LilGuiGuinevere Upon receiving the submission from @Insomnophile, my team and I rushed to the scene of the supernatural incident. Surprise, surprise, Ruoxi was indeed at home, preparing a meal. With questions at hand, the ghost-hunting squad continued investigating. We discovered that, after passing through a deserted alley, Ruoxi transformed into Wenyuan's likeness. Quick-thinking as always, Little Gui threw salt on the entity, causing it to contort and dehydrate into a jelly-like mass. The shape-shifting creature has been apprehended by the Realm-Keeping Commission. According to the staff, there are still quite a few shape-shifters from the stars on the loose. #GhostHuntingSquad
UltimateSwordmaster123: Hmm, if it can shapeshift into anything... Ha, I've got this bold idea, tee-hee
Artisanship®Teapot(L): Just because you can doesn't mean you should
UltimateSwordmaster123: Hey, I was just thinking about having it turned into myself so that I can spar with myself. Me vs me
Artisanship®Teapot(L): Okayyy, NVM. I got the wrong idea
TileGamer4ever: If this creature can turn into me, will it be possible for him to go to work in my place?
StellalmondCracker: Only if you are willing to go to jail in his place
ruthless_DivinationMachine: Then he will gets paid in your place
HistoryDaily: Never underestimate shapeshifters! This is exactly how the viscorpi disaster broke out in Xianzhou history!
LookingBronze_Hustler2: My ex-boss was super sus, maybe he was a shapeshifter
GuinaiFAN_Truther: Even if it's a shapeshifter, it's probably fine as long as no harm is done... What does @LilGuiGuinevere think?
LilGuiGuinevere: Fakes will always be fakes. You have to think about whether it's what you truly want.
LilGuiGuinevere: It's better not to wallow in the pain of past. Otherwise, you'd neglect the future of endless possibilities, no?
LilGuiGuinevere: It's dangerous to harbor such thoughts. What if you were the one being replaced?
QualityOverQuantity: You can fake the look, but you can't fake the soul
Hiding In Plain Sight: Fake it until you never make it
Beware of Predatory Contracts!
LilGuiGuinevere After receiving submissions from the members of our community, the ghost-hunting squad rushed to a certain undisclosed Commission, ultimately confirming that the employee had indeed sold their soul and made a deal with demon from another planet. According to the employee, the demon promised her a lifetime free from working for others and a future of great wealth and prosperity, but the price was that she had to start her own business! After mediation by the Ten-Lords Commission, this contract has been declared null and void. We urge our community members not to sign contracts that go against the laws and principles of the Xianzhou. #ThrillsAndChills #GhostHuntingSquad
SoCuteItFlies: What even... and people believe this? That's so stupid. Lolololol
Cosmic Cutiepie: We all wanna reap life's benefits without enduring hard labor. Is that so hard to understand? If it were me, I'd sign too. I just wanna make some easy money. Is that so hard to get?
TheExpanse729: Eh, you know what? Relatable.
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ShangshangOfficial: Can a mod deal with these random ad spambots here
QualityOverQuantity: These bots will start spamming their ads after a key term is mentioned. Someone needs to clean them out
Boycott_IPC_NOW!: No way. Are there still people who believe in demons that trade souls through contracts nowadays? This is clearly the doing of shady scammers like those IPC drones, whose single purpose is to wreck our Xianzhou economy!
Boycott_Xianzhou_NOW!: Has the IPC done something to your mom? Why are you snowflakes so easily triggered? Populist idiots are absolutely everywhere these days. SMH
GuinaiFAN_Truther: I want to sign a contract with Lil' Gui to keep her in my heart forever. Her cuteness should be immoral! @LilGuiGuinevere
LilGuiGuinevere: Thanks fam~ But stuff like eternal youth or immortality for outworlders like me is a big no-no here in Xianzhou. I don't wanna get in trouble with the law, so let's move away from this topic!
LilGuiGuinevere: Love you all, mwah! Your words are sweeter than honey~
LilGuiGuinevere: Little Gui will keep making updates when the next details come rolling in. Stay tuned
Starskiff Lover: I'll give up 30 years of my wakespan so Little Gui can stay young forever
GuinaiFAN_Truther: I'll give another 50!
The Cabin in the Mist!
LilGuiGuinevere The ghost-hunting squad was invited to investigate a haunted house and encountered a paranormal arrest warrant! The sinister former landlord had sworn an oath to transform the haunted house into a "sacrificial altar of evil," using terrifying monsters to eliminate innocent tenants as offerings to malevolent deities in order to save a certain world. In the end, all the monsters were unleashed, and we managed to escape amidst the chaos! We can only hope that the all-powerful Ten-Lords Commission will handle the aftermath. #GhostHuntingSquad #Unreal
Ms. Yo-Yo: Fact-check: This is not a cabin. It's a proper house.
RealName_Online: I feel like I saw this in some immersia before
master_of_horror: I've seen that one before. The landlord divided the tenants' doors into characters of different Paths, to be guided along special rituals
PlasticTruth: What cookie-cutter horror story is this
SnowingOvercoat: It's pretty interesting
Say~Cheese~: But it's a little different from a murder house I imagined
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MostHandsome@AurumAlley: If I were there, you guys would never be in trouble in the first place
StellalmondCracker:@LilGuiGuinevere Was it really that scary? What sort of monsters did you run into?
LilGuiGuinevere: You all remember that wanted Stellaron Hunter bounty that was posted everywhere? I saw that Kafka as a ghost, and I surrendered on the spot.
LilGuiGuinevere: There is a wraith locked in a chest. It said it was the manifestation of the house's resentment, so creepy!
LilGuiGuinevere: A formless monster that only leaves handprints in the physical world. Said to be stranded on the coast of underworld.
User_5318008: Wow, someone took it seriously
Fish4Life: I caught a 28-catty fish today. Does anyone want to see it?
OMG! I tried livestreaming my ghost encounter and the results were insane!
LilGuiGuinevere Fam, we've finally obtained the jade abacus of the original poster. After waiting all night, we finally received the "ghostly call"... The ghost-hunting squad answered the call, and the other party requested a meeting. Such an tantalizing request, don't you think? Of course, we agreed right away! Please join the fanclub group to download the mysterious audio. #GhostHuntingSquad #LiveStreamPreview
TileGamer4ever: PSA: Not safe to open this vid in public. I accidentally clicked it open while at work, and I was jolted awake from my lethargy
User_80085: Not all heroes wear capes
BloomingDance_vs_DancingBloom: Thank you, you are my lord and savior
Scalegorge Spring Bather: Great, my food delivery got here just as the stream started. Time to eat and watch!
Smug_Passerby: I hope you don't choke on it
mistermystery: I've seen this episode... halfway through the stream, an audience member outside got frightened and was sent to the Alchemy Commission for emergency treatment.
Here_Lies_Bro_Yang: Just in time to renew my sub...
RainWindRainBow7854: Better stay safe while you're outside. Turn on your jade abacus' auto-report feature beforehand, @LilGuiGuinevere, run if you encounter trouble, don't pull any stunts
LilGuiGuinevere: Don't worry, our squad's got someone who can fight ten people. Super strong!
LilGuiGuinevere: Thank you all for your concern. We've prepped for the necessary risks, and will be careful during our live stream.
LilGuiGuinevere: Got it! Safety first! If I see anything wrong, I'll turn tail and run!
BigTailsAWESOME: That's true, Little Gui's gotta be careful with her small fragile frame
Foxian Windchaser: Are you accompanied, or is it just you? Sound dangerous
Behind the Ghostly Figure Lurks the Swarm!?
LilGuiGuinevere Upon receiving this special submission, the ghost-hunting squad immediately dispatched a specialist to the scene for investigation. We discovered that the ghostly figures in the photos were actually malevolent mimiclings! They are remnants of the Swarm Disaster planning to steal the human pixels from the photos to stealthily usurp and replace humans as part of their revenge plan. When we found @Say_Cheese, it was truly a moment of life and death. Fam, when you're out and about, make sure to keep an eye out and protect yourselves! #GhostHuntingSquad #AlienInvasion
Gerdaki_ScienceDaily: The mimicling won't replace humankind. Gerdaki Aiden's article on his theorem explains it. You can read it on my home page.
Peace&Love: Top post, thank you for your input
FlyingAtMidnight: Save your bandwidth: It's a waste of time
Boycott_IPC_NOW!: The IPC's program says that the mimicling is just a lie. I say the IPC is a lie.
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Boycott_IPC_NOW!: Poster above is also a lie
High-Cloud-Quenelle: There are people still afraid of the Swarm in this day and age?
AurumAlleyIndigene: This is very good news. Nothing but love from Xianzhou.
TileGamer4ever:@LilGuiGuinevere, you think this mimicling is for real?
LilGuiGuinevere: I've signed an NDA; I can't reveal any more!
LilGuiGuinevere: I dunno if it's for real, but it sure sounds scary
LilGuiGuinevere: Rein in your bold ideas!
StellalmondCracker: I would remind the Swarm not to overstep their boundaries
CosmicDramaChaser_Sr.: Who cares if it's for real
Shocking! What creature is responsible for the ghostly cries at the dead of night?
LilGuiGuinevere Upon receiving the submission from the community, the ghost-hunting squad rushed to the specified location, only to discover that the crying sounds were coming from a group of nosewalkers! These nosewalkers had been released in large numbers by unknown individuals and had resorted to feeding themselves on cargo stolen from transport cycranes. To achieve this, they even evolved to develop wings that could carry them into the sky, and the crying sounds were the result of friction between the nosewalkers and the air during flight. The situation has escalated significantly, with even the Cloud Knights getting involved. Fam, please be safe and stay indoors as much as possible! #GhostHuntingSquad #CreatureInvasion
UltimateSwordmaster123: Sounds a little far-fetched, but it's probably normal on Xianzhou
PlasticTruth: Are the Unshackled that good now? To have come up with a new creature... Even the Abominations of Abundance will shed a tear. Obviously fake!
Unshackled_Prime_Disciple: Praise be our great Unshackled for protecting the masses, their feats are unmatched!
RememberMe?: There aren't anyone so strait-laced who don't understand nuances, are there? Are there?
Traveling.Nosewalker: What did the Nosewalker do wrong...
CloudKnight_GigaChad: Praise be our Cloud Knights, press F to pay respects!
haters dni: Can we really do that? FFFFFFFFFFF
CosmicDramaChaser_Sr.: Ye who maliciously fish for replies, may ye be stricken with mara in the foreseeable future
Xianzhou S+ Tier: Little Gui, which one do you think is stronger: the Nosewalker or the LanternFish?@LilGuiGuinevere
LilGuiGuinevere: Now now, there's no need put down someone to praise another~
LilGuiGuinevere: I think they're both cute!
LilGuiGuinevere: I'd rather see the adorable Diting be all cute online compared to all this
Traveling.Nosewalker: The Nosewalker will one-shot the Lantern Fish
lanternfish_lite: The Lantern Fish will devour the Nosewalker in one bite
Mythopedia[]
MYSTERY UNCOVERED: The Emergence of Spacetime Parallelism!
LilGuiGuinevere After receiving the submission, the ghost-hunting squad invited experts from the Ten-Lords Commission to join the investigation. We extend our gratitude to @MeatyPufferGOAT for providing the lead. Through careful examination, the ghost-hunting squad encountered two Lady Bailus! We've learned that this is what was known as the "Spacetime Parallelism" phenomenon, allowing us to see different versions of ourselves across multiple dimensions. However, physical contact will lead to total annihilation. At the moment, safety remains uncertain, so it's best for everyone to disperse. #TruthUnveiled #GhostHuntingSquad
ExaltingSanctumGiraffe: I told you guys so. I knew it was Spacetime Parallelism from the start. Only the uninformed would think this has anything to do with ghosts. You see, I'm quite the aficionado when it comes to multidimensional theories. Had I been consulted earlier, none of this fuss would even have happened.
ShortNeckGiraffe: Yo, we work in the same field! Shoutout to us! Aren't we the best and the smartest!
NoArtisanNoLife: You do know that Little Gui is just making all this up, right? You can't be serious...
ShangshangOfficial: Parallelistic Spacetime Isotype refers to the multiple existences of the same entity in different dimensions, timelines, universes, or planes. I found it on the internet wiki, so it must be true!
Guinaifen_Gatekeeper: Rad
Ling01: The isotypes you mentioned are not the same as what the OP said. Isotypes won't cause total annihilation upon physical contact
ImmortalInACup: Meh. Sounds boring. It'd be a more interesting read if it were a reunion with a long-lost sister or something
Kui: Will this cause face blindness?
CurlyBeardy: Guigui, did you run into your own Spacetime Parallelism counterpart? @LilGuiGuinevere
LilGuiGuinevere: Yeah, totally. I saw I was the queen of some kingdom, and the king and knights were totally all jousting for my affection and all that
LilGuiGuinevere: Nope. The Spacetime Authority said that is not allowed
LilGuiGuinevere: Lol. Better luck next time
RememberMe?: Possibly
bam_boo_moon: Is her counterpart also a streamer?
Major Update of Divination Algorithm Causes Massive Workload!
LilGuiGuinevere After receiving the submission, the ghost-hunting squad conducted an interview with the master diviner. The truth is astonishing! The Xianzhou employs the ancient astrological algorithms developed by the Primeval Imperium to divide the stars into twelve constellations, which are then used for predictions of the future. However, as the Xianzhou continues its journey, the celestial positions have subtly shifted from what they were. According to the Divination Commission's newest calculations, one year is no longer divided into twelve constellations. Instead, it's now divided into thirteen constellations! This means that some previous data had discrepancies, and the methods for divination need to be recalibrated. This discovery has placed immense pressure on everyone in the Divination Commission as they work overtime to update the divination algorithm and provide new solutions to face this astronomical challenge. #TruthUnveiled #GhostHuntingSquad
MostHandsome@AurumAlley: Does this mean I have another chance with that girl who said our constellations don't match?
FRigid_Raven: Maybe it's not the constellation that turned her off... I'm just saying
Dragon_incarnate: I wanna see if she changes her mind. Plz post updates on this soon
Indomitable FireDragon: Astrology is, by nature, a scam!
Delve Geomancy Seminar: Well actually, there is still some scientific basis behind astrology
Hiding In Plain Sight: Yo, why don't you two settle this with a fight? I'll grab my popcorn
Take-Skill-To-The-Face: The Divination Commission doesn't use astrology at all. They're clearly employing the Sixteen Fate-Demarcations Method to predict the future
It's-a-Me, Mousey: This almost sounds like real science
TileGamer4ever: I heard that @LilGuiGuinevere is an outworlder. How do you see the Xianzhou's divination
LilGuiGuinevere: I believe astrology works in mysterious ways, just like the Aeons
LilGuiGuinevere: Destiny should be held in one's own hands. If everything is pre-destined, then it'd be super boring
LilGuiGuinevere: The whole methodology of divination is way too convoluted, with so many factors at play, such as the chronology, the dates, the blood types, the constellations, the Paths, the elemental types and so on... Not to mention different schools oftentimes conflict with each other. Just thinking about it gives me a migraine
Here To Educate: Wait a sec, astrology didn't originally come from the Xianzhou, right?
Trust_In_Light_Become_Light: Feels like divination methods differ a bit across the different Xianzhou ships
Artisanship Commission Unveils New Tech That Will Change Cloud Knights Forever
LilGuiGuinevere Little Gui received a submission and urgently consulted acquaintances within the Cloud Knights. It is reported that the Cloud Knights are conducting a postmortem following their previous encounter with the Disciples of Sanctus Medicus. They have decided to enhance the automation modules in the Cloud Knights' weaponry. Currently, the Artisanship Commission has provided a powerful devastator glaive equipped with high-speed maglev suspension and braking systems for combat testing. This weapon can automatically assist the user in combat. However, some aspects of the automated weapon efficiency test results have not met expectations, prompting the vigilant Cloud Knights responsible for safety to promptly disable them without causing any harm. #TruthUnveiled #GhostHuntingSquad
Peace&Love: Then where can one buy such a cool and fashionable weapon? Is there anything like a levitating wheelchair?
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Forage Requisitioner: Time to do your job, mods
Traveling.Nosewalker: Why is it all about shoddy tech and stuff? What does this have to do with the paranormal? Mods? You guys gonna do something? Are we just letting any random posts be shared here?
RainWindRainBow7854: I love reading this. Keep the posts coming
NoArtisanNoLife: This reads like a thriller to me. Think about it, a weapon that has a mind of its own? Reminds me of the aurumaton rebellions!
Hex Club: Quick question, do you guys think the mobile version of the Hexanexus is worth the time
AllRiversFlowSeaward: no
MostHandsome@AurumAlley: Hands down, fully-automatics are the real deal. We should arm everyone with automatic weapons. We gotta flaunt the martial prowess of us Xianzhou folk and show 'em what we're made of! @LilGuiGuinevere
LilGuiGuinevere: If everyone's armed the same, then no one is armed. You can't fight fire with fire.
LilGuiGuinevere: It would be great if there were a couple dozen automatic Little Guis running around to write scripts and do live stream performances in my stead
LilGuiGuinevere: If all swords become fully automatic and move on their own, then I won't be able to do sword swallowing anymore... Things don't work out too well when you're swallowing stuff that can run around in your stomach
User_5318008: Alright, let's just skip the fact that the technology isn't there yet... What's your deal with arming everyone? You have a fetish or what?
UltimateSwordmaster123: Convenient weaponry is good but we shouldn't let our martial arts go to waste
This Is What You Should Do With Unknown Mushrooms. Spoiler Alert: Don't Eat Them!
LilGuiGuinevere After some extensive searching by Little Gui, we finally located our missing team member. It turns out that her days of absence were due to food poisoning, and she had collapsed at Starskiff Haven. Due to a sudden craving late at night, she cooked and consumed some torpedoshrooms, a gift sent by her fans. These mushrooms from Thalassa are known to contain potent toxins, and if not properly prepared, can easily induce hallucinations... So, fam, please be extremely cautious about food safety. #FoodSafety #GhostHuntingSquad
NutriTreasures Miracle Cure: But torpedoshrooms really do taste good...
NoGoodUsername: But torpedoshrooms really really do taste good
The Echoer: But torpedoshrooms really really really do taste good
Reinbough Orbiter General: Is it EVEN edible? Does it EVEN taste good? How do you EVEN eat it?
ImmortalInACup: Braise it! Dip it in mustard mixed with soy sauce! DO NOT deep fry it!
SleeveHiddenSword: Eat it raw with salt and pepper! DO NOT braise it!
Say~Cheese~: Did she have any hallucinations of seeing little people? I've never had these, so I'm curious!
ShangshangOfficial: Torpedoshroom! Torpedoshroom! One bite of them makes you boom! I forget how it goes after that.
GuinaiFAN_Truther: I think this kind of food needs to be cooked at high temperatures and mixed in with some diced redcloud chilies for good taste. Maybe you should try eating this on a livestream, @LilGuiGuinevere?
LilGuiGuinevere: You gotta think better of me, okay? I'm not the kind of girl who would eat just about any food.
LilGuiGuinevere: Such a delicacy would be a total waste on me. Why don't you take a bite first?
LilGuiGuinevere: That'd be a horror show. Mods gonna ban me instantly, no questions asked
Doge Chad: Will eat anything on camera for money. DM me for deets
burgerEaterJR: Will eat anything on camera with or without money. Don't @ me
Unicycler: Lol. And here I was wondering what could be so thrilling. Is this it?
The Unobservable Ghost Ship
LilGuiGuinevere Upon receiving the submission from the community, the ghost-hunting squad reached out to a contact from the Sky-Faring Commission and confirmed that the source of the crying sounds was not ghosts but an unidentified flying object called a "skydart." Many starskiff pilots have witnessed its existence. According to relevant sources, this object is in fact a new type of flight device secretly developed by the Artisanship Commission, and it will be publicly disclosed when the time is right. Everyone, please rest assured. #GhostHuntingSquad
Taylor.B.Happy: I've seen this setup in other sci-fi flicks before
Chess Master Fay: reALly? I don't believe you.
SpiritEnergy200: Yeah, I know. The idea of this phantom fleet has a sub-zero chance of success
Traveling.Nosewalker: If you couldn't observe it directly, then how did you see anything
FRigid_Raven: Exactly. 'Tis why it's gone
ShangshangOfficial: Little Gui made it disappear with her gaze
LilGui's No.1 Simp: Is quantum mechanics even real science?
User_5318008: So technically, it shouldn't be called a ghost ship...
FutureWinnerOfLife: So, are you saying that "ghosts" are actually a superposition of "life after death"? @LilGuiGuinevere
LilGuiGuinevere: Right, I guess this is what science is all about
LilGuiGuinevere: You've made a new discovery. Maybe ghosts have always been this way...
LilGuiGuinevere: I'm just passing on the claims of the Intelligentsia Guild. I don't actually get it either
Traveling.Nosewalker: How is anyone supposed to understand what you're talking about?
TileGamer4ever: I think I got it... but not "got got," more like "yeah sure, I got it"
The Future Is E-sports. Digital Reality Is Here to Stay.
LilGuiGuinevere Upon receiving a report from @Extra-Introvert, the ghost-hunting squad immediately headed to Exalting Sanctum and found the Chess Ghost with the dazed onlookers. The chessboard apparatus was actually a holographic immersia, and the people we thought were onlookers were actually beta testers who assumed the roles of ancient warriors with different backgrounds in a game. Their tales of adventure unfolded as they aimed to reach the Primeval Imperium's harbor while fighting off demons from beyond the sky that could control human brains. The Chess Ghost stated that his R&D department is located in Punklorde, and that they had finished collecting test data, which they will use to produce a user feedback report. And the official release will be accompanied by a grand launch event hosted on the Luofu. Stay tuned! #GhostHuntingSquad
PotatoShredGinger: I don't know if it'll be available in this Amber Era
Cosmic Cutiepie: I'm gonna wait for the pirated version
CosmicDramaChaser_Sr.: Are you really that poor? Go touch some grass and get yourself a job. Stop thinking about playing games.
PlasticTruth: I now know exactly how their schtick works. They first tease us with some flashy, over-the-top immersia trailers, but the gameplay is always kept under wraps. Even when revealed, the actual game would be nothing as advertised. Still, with enough teasing, there'll always be sheeple who will gladly jump onto the hypetrain.
CurlyBeardy: You still dreaming? They already said there's actual gameplay and playthrough footage
UltimateSwordmaster123: Waiting for a trial copy...
Peace&Love: Games are poisoning Xianzhou's young minds and wasting them away, causing addiction and impulse buying. I hope the Six Charioteers will pay utmost attention to this and lay down much-needed laws to ban them! Save Xianzhou's future now!
StellalmondCracker: The above poster should follow this advice: If you can't be a solution, then don't be a problem
ShangshangOfficial:@LilGuiGuinevere managed to get into the beta test! I'm so jelly! I want to play too, but I don't know when I'll get the chance! What are everyone's favorite classes?
LilGuiGuinevere: Little Gui will choose a class that makes everyone feel safe and cozy, and protect her teammates like she protects her family
LilGuiGuinevere: Little Gui isn't used to direct damage. Maybe I'll pick damage dealing that slowly weakens enemies and creates openings for the team
LilGuiGuinevere: Little Gui will pick something that supports and heals her team. I'll cheer them on and help them as hard as I can!
NoArtisanNoLife: Needless to say, I'ma playin' all the classes
Hex Club: Still struggling to pick a class? Why not try Hexanexus, where there is no restictive gameplay whatsoever?
My Android Wife? A Chilling Reflection
LilGuiGuinevere Upon receiving the submission from @Insomnophile, Little Gui promptly located the person involved. It turned out that after Ruoxi's passing, Wenyuan was overcome with grief and began to waste away. An outworlder then introduced him to the idea of ordering a life-like bionic aurumaton from the black market, modeled after Ruoxi's appearance. This aurumaton had the ability to input the target individual's data from when they were still alive, mimic their behavioral logic and speech patterns to the best of its ability, and present them convincingly. Currently, the Realm-Keeping Commission and the Sky-Faring Commission have confiscated this smuggled item, and the case is under investigation. #CloserToScience #GhostHuntingSquad
RainWindRainBow7854: Sounds romantic. Just like star-crossed lovers or something.
Chess Master Fay: Did he even ask for the aurumaton's consent? This is so problematic, eww
OpenUpItsMousey: Love is love, no one asked for your approval
AllRiversFlowSeaward: I'm asking for a friend. Where can one get such a life-like bionic aurumaton? For research purposes ofc
QualityOverQuantity: rEaLlY? Asking for a "frined"? For "research" purposes? You're not fooling anyone, y'know
Walking.Nosewalker: Strange that there are no ads here selling cheap IPC electronics
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Tears in Rain: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... lost in time, like tears in rain...
Guinaifen_Gatekeeper: If everyone had such an aurumaton, whose appearance would you customize it to? @LilGuiGuinevere, any thoughts?
LilGuiGuinevere: I don't know who to pick right now, either. It'd be great if everyone could help me make a choice!
LilGuiGuinevere: I'll just let the aurumaton do the livestream in my place! Just kidding, I love interacting personally with everyone!
LilGuiGuinevere: Those who are no longer in my life. After all, I do have loved ones whom I can never see again
She Made a Clone to Do Her Work — What Happened Next Will Shock You!
LilGuiGuinevere Upon receiving the news, we immediately rushed to that certain undisclosed Commission and uncovered the truth. It turns out that the employee had purchased a Single-Use Cloning Unit and created another version of herself to go to work in her stead. However, the clone, unable to bear the work pressure, actually quit on behalf of the original! Dear community members, please exercise caution when using modern technology. If a clone were to cause trouble, it could be disastrous! #TruthUnveiled #GhostHuntingSquad
Boycott_IPC_NOW!: This Single-Use Cloning Unit must be another vile creation of the IPC! The only reason they're here is to drain away every last drop of blood from the hardworking people. What's more, they're also business partners with the borisin! Every purchase you make will go toward funding the bolts the borisin will use to cut down your own kinfolk!
AeonKnows: My cousin at Pier Point told me that the IPC has a lot of products with hidden functions. This Single-Use Cloning Unit, for example, was deployed specifically to collect the genetic information of the Xianzhou's people
Boycott_Xianzhou_NOW!: Man, the two posters above me are a couple of mouth-breathers that are perfect for each other
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ShangshangOfficial: Can a mod deal with these random ad spambots here
QualityOverQuantity: These prices are insane! Tactical Auto-Microwave Ovens for only 10 strales! I bought a dozen and gifted the rest to all my family and friends. They are all super impressed
DaringMagician1020: Is there really something this amazing? I'm thinking about getting one for my magic trick
TileGamer4ever: I wanna make three clones of me every day so that we can play Celestial Jade together
Guinaifen_enjoyer: I want to clone 100 Little Guis so I can hug and squeeze whichever one I want! @LilGuiGuinevere
LilGuiGuinevere: The machines that let you "clone" Little Guis are right there with you. Ain't I delivering entertainment for you guys all day through your jade abaci already?
LilGuiGuinevere: Just keep the tips coming~ Remember to judge what's real from what's false and please don't give your hard-earned money to fake accounts
LilGuiGuinevere: Little Gui will keep making updates when the next details come rolling in. Stay tuned
Guinerdfan: Whhhaaat! There's only ONE special superb splendid stunning stupendous super-duper Little Gui in all of the cosmos. And I will NOT accept a second opinion
CelestialFox: I may vomit
Debunking the Haunted House. No More Fake News!
LilGuiGuinevere Are residents falling seriously ill or mysteriously getting injured on their way to work? Is it just bad luck or is there something sinister about the house? None of it! According to the Realm-Keeping Commission, this situation is a common issue in older neighborhoods. Low rent and property prices attract a diverse population, which increases the likelihood of incidents occurring. Little Gui's investigation revealed that someone was deliberately creating "haunting phenomena" to drive down property prices. So manipulative! #BelieveInTheScience #GhostHuntingSquad
Jing Fangfang: The old neighborhood where our home is has had more spooky stories than this. A pity no one said it was a murder house.
TheExpanse729: Honestly, yeah
ParasocialStreamChatter: If you ever hear someone screaming "I will kill you", never panic — it might just be someone who is playing an immersia on speaker
Traveling.Nosewalker: What's that wanted poster about the female ghost all about?
LilGui's No.1 Simp: An artistic piece?
SnowingOvercoat: Parody
TileGamer4ever: The Luofu's insane housing prices are definitely to blame
RealName_Online: I love reading these posts while having lunch
Cosmic Cutiepie:@LilGuiGuinevere I've rented a real murder house before. There was always a woman sobbing, but I couldn't find the source.
LilGuiGuinevere: Interesting. DM me, I'll help you explore that murder house.
LilGuiGuinevere: Some grimalkin cries sound more human-like than a woman's sobs. You can take a look first and see if it's that.
LilGuiGuinevere: You're gonna go crazy if you keep this paranoia up. You should just rent another place.
JingYuan_IS_MyHusbando: I know the answer to this question: you lack a love life
PlasticTruth: Auditory hallucination?
A Ghost Meetup? Here's what happened...
LilGuiGuinevere After the ghost-hunting squad answered the "ghostly call" and met with the anonymous caller, we discovered that she was actually the owner's biological sister. However, due to her long-term assignment overseas, her jade abacus was really outdated, and the call had excessive interference. Additionally, the "Instant Connection for Family" package associated with the jade abacus had expired, making it unrecognizable by common jade abacus models, leading to this frightening misunderstanding. Of course, a family reunion is a wonderful thing, but fam, remember to promptly upgrade your jade abacus! #GhostHuntingSquad #CloserToScience
Smug_Passerby: ...Is this some product placement for jade abaci? The one I've been using for over fifty years still works fine. I don't need it replaced. Stop pushing this corporate propaganda down my throat, thanks!
NightlyInsomniac: Lookie here, the comment police are here! The jade abacus was never the focus, can you even read?
Smug_Passerby: I finished reading the post on 10x speed, stop spouting nonsense
Foxian Windchaser: This post's a little all over the place, and it's quite gimmicky... but it at least explains how society's rampant rumors came about. Like I said: how can there be "ghosts" in this day and age?
Jade Abacus Dealership: Collecting all generations of jade abacuses, second-hand jade abacuses, or used ingenia. Those interested, check out the pinned post on my profile
RealName_Online: Now this has become an actual ad for jade abaci, lol
Daily_Guinaifen: Little Gui, you need to charge these ad posters an advertising fee
I_Wanna_B_A_CloudKnight: Ah, I heard of this. My family used to give me the same data package when I was young. It's still around after all these years...
A-Yue_StraightAs: Thank you for helping. I would've missed this reunion if not for you. I'd also like to add that the streamer is much prettier in real life... @LilGuiGuinevere
LilGuiGuinevere: You're too welcome. We're just helping one another. I still have to thank you for agreeing to help us.
LilGuiGuinevere: Woah, I'm gonna blush if you keep flattering me like that
LilGuiGuinevere: Haha, that's true. But you're very beautiful too! Heehee!
Daily_Guinaifen: Is that really true? Pics or it didn't happen
MostHandsome@AurumAlley: She may not be nearly as attractive as I am, but she's still quite the eye candy, I'll say
Case Closed! Mysterious Quantum Organism!
LilGuiGuinevere Upon receiving this special submission, the ghost-hunting squad immediately dispatched a specialist to the scene for investigation. They discovered that the ghostly figures in the photos were an unrecorded quantum organism. When observed, it appeared no different from a speck of dust. However, as soon as you look away, it would start flying chaotically throughout the universe. This particular individual was inadvertently photographed by @Say~Cheese~ and was temporarily trapped here. With the help of the specialist, the organism has been successfully extracted and returned to the outer space. All of you can rest easy now. #TruthUnveiled #GhostHuntingSquad
FRigid_Raven: Sounds a little far-fetched, but the universe is vast, so it shouldn't be a surprise
Guinerdfan: This is pretty scary too
SleeveSword: That's it?
Can't Be Late Anymore: If I had this power, I wouldn't have been late for three months straight
TileGamer4ever: Still thinking of working while in a quantum state... OP sure is easily contented
CurlyBeardy: Oh no, working was also my first thought
CosmicDramaChaser_Sr.: That's got nothing to do with powers. What is late will always be late.
Witty Dummy: Why worry about being poor with this power? That's why I say if you know, you know.
Guinerdfan: Little Gui, what would you do if you had this power? @LilGuiGuinevere
LilGuiGuinevere: When the time comes, I'll perform a show everyone won't forget
LilGuiGuinevere: Do a tour at Xianzhou
LilGuiGuinevere: I'll keep streaming of course, I can't bear to leave my family
Hiding In Plain Sight: Summoning Little Gui
I AM NOT BALDING: I can't imagine what Little Gui will come up with
BOMBSHELL! Unmasking the mystery behind the Unidentified Flying Object
LilGuiGuinevere Upon receiving the submission from the community, the ghost-hunting squad reached out to a contact from the Sky-Faring Commission and confirmed that the source of the crying sounds was not ghosts but an unidentified flying object called a "skydart." Many starskiff pilots have witnessed its existence. According to the relevant sources, this object is in fact a new type of flight device secretly developed by the Artisanship Commission, and it will be publicly disclosed when the time is right. Everyone, please rest assured. #TruthUnveiled #GhostHuntingSquad
Cosmic Cutiepie: I asked the old lady who pilots starskiffs at the Sky-Faring Commission, but she didn't see. I feel like Little Gui's not telling the truth.
Chess Master Fay: You've never seen it before? You've never seen the Ever-Hunt Plains savages, or ancient sea creatures!
FutureWinnerOfLife: Skydarts are real, I've seen 'em before
ParasocialStreamChatter: Skydarts incoming!
im_a_student: I'm just a poor student, please gift it to me for free
CloudKnight_GigaChad: Praise be to the Artisanship Commission. When the Xianzhou deploys, it'll all be scorched earth!
emo514: My evaluation is that it's beneath the Divination Commission
cold_blood_hot_tea: My evaluation is that it's beneath the Startaro Bubble
RainWindRainBow7854: A new flying device, neat. What kind of transport does Little Gui want? @LilGuiGuinevere
LilGuiGuinevere: I'm legging it, it's good exercise!
LilGuiGuinevere: Haha, I'll get my bestie to fly me there on her sword
LilGuiGuinevere: I don't need transport, staying home is the best
Ms. Yo-Yo: Little Gui's riding Diting, of course
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Who is this body double for Lady Bailu? Find out now!
LilGuiGuinevere After receiving the submission, the ghost-hunting squad went directly to the Alchemy Commission and found Lady Bailu. She explained that there's an immersia troupe preparing to shoot a film titled the Vidyadhara Successor. They've cast a young actor to play the role of the Dragon Lady, and once he's in costume and makeup, he looks exactly like her. Lady Bailu heard about the recent ghostly rumors in Aurum Alley and believes it might be because people saw both her and her body double together, leading to the misunderstanding. #TwinFrenzy #GhostHuntingSquad
Floral^_^Joy: A body double that can look exactly like the original person? NGL, this is kinda sus. As someone in the industry, I can say with confidence that this is absolutely SFX makeup! See those dragon horns and the tail? They look just like the real thing. It's gotta be SFX makeup.
PunchableFace: SFX makeup? You learn something new every day
SnowingOvercoat: Is it possible that it was done in post?
NoLongerCucumber: Why does this actor look so similar to whatsherface from "Idol of the Frost?"
Dragon_incarnate: I know who you're talking about. Mengmeng, right?
ScalegorgeExplorer: Yep yep yep. It's that... what's her name... someone help me out here
ThousandYear: I think they were at the wrong set, no?
blessed_AverageJoe: Oh, I see. It's that renowned actor from the Mellow-Golden-Mayor Immersia Club
StormyBlow: Lol, that's gonna be double the joy for me. But seriously though, I think the body double and the real deal looking too alike isn't super great. It really takes away the uniqueness of things. WDYT, Lil Gui? @LilGuiGuinevere
LilGuiGuinevere: I like it better if they share a similar vibe. No one can truly look exactly like the original, after all
LilGuiGuinevere: I like lookalikes. Extra points for leaving a lasting first impression
LilGuiGuinevere: It's fine, I think. The main thing is if their acting is good
SteaaamyHot: Who asked for your opinion? Did anyone ask this guy? Lookalikes are the way for me
windyBlowsNOW: Same here
LIVE: Construction Blunder Causes Total Divination Shutdown!
LilGuiGuinevere Upon receiving a report from @TileGamer4ever, Little Gui rushed to the scene for an investigation. The Divination Commission still seems heavily shrouded in lingering resentment. Just as Little Gui was about to investigate if there was any paranormal activity involved, a construction team arrived to apologize to the master diviner. As it turns out, the Artisanship Commission was conducting routine maintenance in the area and accidentally disrupted the power supply to the Matrix of Prescience. This resulted in the complete reset of this week's calculations, with all their work progress wiped clean. Currently, the master diviner appears to be relatively emotionally stable. Or at least, that's our guess. #GhostHuntingSquad #CommissionScoops
RealName_Online: For quite some time, the Divination Commission has been burning the wick at both ends with overtime work. People still need to strike a good balance between work and life. Especially the master diviner, because if sleep is always sacrificed, then the possibility of growing taller dies with it
ruthless_DivinationMachine: ????
User_5318008: I wanna see you two fight until rivers are colored red with you guys' blood
[This Account Is Deleted]: Samesies! I totally get what you're saying! Sometimes, when I simply have too much work to finish on time, I'll just secretly cut the power supply of my department
RainWindRainBow7854: Aha, I see. And which department are you from again
[This Account Is Deleted]: And who the heck are you? You are not the boss of me!!!
StellalmondCracker: When master diviner gets angwy, she is sooooo cuuuuuttteee XOXO
Guinaifen_enjoyer: That's a lot to put on the Divination Commission. How will you guys deal with this kind of trouble? @LilGuiGuinevere
LilGuiGuinevere: Rather than slaving away at work, I'll just walk away and de-stress
LilGuiGuinevere: I make regular backups of my work. That's the way to go!
LilGuiGuinevere: If you run into a problem, just take a deep nap and try to sleep it away
Take-Skill-To-The-Face: I'd just give up and walk away
ExaltingSanctumGiraffe: Not possible. Usually, it's the people at the bottom who get the short end of the stick and have to clean up all the mess
Showbiz Chaos: Lead Actor Mysteriously Missing From Set! The Reason Will Shock You Speechless!
LilGuiGuinevere A member of the immersia community shared with us insider information via a private message. It appears that a certain studio has been shooting an immersia play about the Cloud Knights. However, the lead actor was allegedly unable to make it to the set due to scheduling conflicts, leading the production team to rush for impromptu nighttime reshoots. The person who posted this message saw the behind-the-scenes of these reshoots. Since the release date is not set yet, the promotional efforts have been relatively conservative thus far. #CelebrityNews #GhostHuntingSquad
User_5318008: I guess these are SFX reshoots. I heard that these days actors don't even have to show up on-site for the shoot. It's all done in post. Real easy immersia money for these good-for-nothing show ponies.
ImmortalInACup: Tee-hee, wonder which show pony you are referring to~
FRigid_Raven: I have an inkling of who you guys are talking about, but I can't yet connect the dots
High-Cloud-Quenelle: What's with all this making stuff up outta thin air? Celebs are people too. Are they not allowed to reschedule or take a sick day?
haters dni: Someone's salty
Kui: Probably another paid shill pushing their fandom propaganda. Get your own production house in order first.
Traveling.Nosewalker: Can the OP drop some names plz. Which actor from which production house.
ParasocialStreamChatter: Warning! A swarm of simps arriving soon!
UltimateSwordmaster123: LOL, no idea which showbiz hotshot this is, but they've got some mad skills keeping this project under wraps. And now I'm super curious about what genre it's gonna be. I wonder, what does @LilGuiGuinevere think
LilGuiGuinevere: If it's a popstar actor, then it's probably an idol piece. Hope we get some One-True-Pairing moments outta this. You guys know what I'm talking about.
LilGuiGuinevere: There must be a big battle scene when the Cloud Knights start fighting
LilGuiGuinevere: Could it be a drama piece? I'm sure you guys know that practically everything shot these days need to carry some emotion weight
I AM NOT BALDING: Bad acting. Cringe. Not watching.
Work TORTURES her! See how this young girl broke free!
LilGuiGuinevere After extensive investigation by Little Gui, we finally found our missing team member. It turns out she had been hiding due to the immense workplace pressure she faced, along with the added responsibilities of being a part of the ghost-hunting squad after work. The burden became too much for her to bear. She simply wanted to escape to a peaceful planet for a spontaneous getaway! After a heartfelt conversation with Little Gui, she has decided to take a well-deserved extended break to relax and recharge. Little Gui hopes that everyone will remember to take care of themselves when the going gets tough because being kind to oneself is what truly matters! #GhostHuntingSquad
[This Account Is Deleted]: That's it!? Thought we were gonna get an ad for some travel agency... So, nothing came of this post at all?
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Traveling.Nosewalker: Best of luck, OP
TileGamer4ever: Me too. Every month, there are about thirty days or so when I don't feel like going to work at all. SMH
So_Mote_It_Be: Strange, no ads here, huh? This post is perfect for selling some meds.
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haters dni: Never work hard. Just chill and try quiet quitting! It's all about keeping yourself hale and hearty.
PotatoShredGinger: OP is posting too much. She should tone it down
Say~Cheese~: Glad to hear that your friend is okay. Other members of the ghost-hunting squad should take care of themselves as well! Find some time to take a break or something! If you guys go on vacation, where are you thinking about going, Little Gui? @LilGuiGuinevere
LilGuiGuinevere: Trailblazer said Belobog is a snow-covered world, and I even got a slogan ready: "Enter World of Snow, See Me Freely Flow"
LilGuiGuinevere: I heard Penacony used to be a prison planet or something in the past. Word is it's been pretty heavily renovated. Maybe it's time to have a stream outside the Xianzhou
LilGuiGuinevere: Nothing recharges me like staying in bed at home with a cute Diting at my side
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TESTING: Large-Scale Drone Projection System
LilGuiGuinevere According to some pieces of insider information from Little Gui, the Heron Express is planning to utilize courier cycranes for a large-scale drone performance, and one of the acts is none other than the "Phantom Starskiff"! In the darkness of night, the luminescent components of the courier cycranes will form a gigantic image of the starskiff, creating a truly spectacular sight. As far as Little Gui knows, the entire process is shrouded in secrecy, but the testing requires open space, leading to a few accidental sightings by onlookers who misunderstood what was happening. #GhostHuntingSquad
User_5318008: So it's just a drone performance? Lame!
Ms. Yo-Yo: Correction: It's cycrane, not drone, boyo!
LilGui's No.1 Simp: You'll know to keep your mouth shut when you see it
VidyadharaOnline: I want to see the fireworks and cycranes performance
MrTail's Sidekick: Me too
StellalmondCracker: The phantom starskiff isn't a match for a big aurumaton
In Winter I Stand: Dear Naifen, I caught your stream immediately after finishing up my chores. Auntie adores watching your content. You're like a little ray of sunshine in my life, hon!
Hex Club: Click to play Hexanexus NOW!
GuinaiFAN_Truther: I'm just not interested in starskiffs. @LilGuiGuinevere, are there any designs you're interested in?
LilGuiGuinevere: I wanna see flying Ditings
LilGuiGuinevere: Is no one interested in seeing the general's Lightning-Lord?
LilGuiGuinevere: I heard a friend say that the single most glamorous things in all of the cosmos are trash cans
Ms. Yo-Yo: We're not talking about Ditings, are we?
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This Ghost Story Will Melt Your Heart!
LilGuiGuinevere After receiving a submission from @Extra-Introvert, we located Chess Ghost. We found another player named Milk Tea Sage who finally emerged victorious after two days of intense play. The Chess Ghost explained that they didn't actually know how to play chess. They stumbled upon the chessboard a few days ago while sorting through the relics of their ancestors. One corner of the chessboard was stained with blood and from it, a figure materialized. This person claimed to be a chess master favored by a ruler during the Primeval Imperium Era. He had been falsely accused, driven to suicide, and his spirit had become trapped within the chessboard. He hoped to find a satisfying solution to his predicament. After the spirit had their wish fulfilled and dissipated, we returned the chessboard to Chess Ghost. They expressed a desire to learn how to play chess in their remaining years as a way to remember their newfound friend. #GhostHuntingSquad
WillEatAnything: Woooo, I wanna write a fan fic about these two!
ruthless_DivinationMachine: I think this milk tea sage is pretty cool
MostHandsome@AurumAlley: How about me tho? I'm pretty cool as well! Can I DM you?
TileGamer4ever: GET A JOB. STAY AWAY FROM HER.
Here To Educate: How can there be ghosts in this world? Which Emperor of the Primeval Imperium? Sounds like trash you read while on the toilet
Walking.Noseshaper: It's just casual reading, no need to get all abrasive. You must have nothing better to do.
Chess Master Fay: I think the next step is to get someone to appraise this chessboard and auction it off for a high price.
User_5318008: This is the oldest trick in the tomes to sell antiques: Make up sensationalist stories to compensate for their lack of age, exactly like what this post is doing.
Kui:@LilGuiGuinevere knows more about Xianzhou board games than most Xianzhou natives. What kinda games do you usually play to pass the time? You ever thought of playing games on a stream?
LilGuiGuinevere: It has to be a few rounds of Jade Tiles! I've been learning it with Qingque recently! It's pretty fun once you get the hang of it!
LilGuiGuinevere: The Master Diviner introduced it to me. I heard it's a puzzle game played by diviners in the past! I got the hang of it recently, it's fun!
LilGuiGuinevere: Master Yanqing introduced Xianzhou Starchess to me! Wait till I finish reading the manual!
Hex Club: It's gotta be Hexanexus obviously! (Tap/Press/Click) here to play the online version!
Hiding In Plain Sight: Anyone heard of Cosmic Warfare?
Transdimensional Love: This heartwarming love story will make you swoon
LilGuiGuinevere Upon receiving the submission from @Insomnophile, Little Gui quickly located the individuals involved. The truth is, Ruoxi is both herself and not herself. Quoting from the Intelligentsia Guild: "This world is filled with countless similar yet different bubble universes. In a parallel universe, the Xianzhou suffered a great calamity, and it was Wenyuan who lost his life. In that world, Ruoxi had been trying to resurrect Wenyuan. With the help of a blond scientist, they opened the barrier and connected the fissure between worlds, allowing the couple to meet despite their divergent worlds. Let us wish them a wonderful new beginning." #GhostHuntingSquad #TearJerker
High-Cloud-Quenelle: Such a tearjerker. I weeped like a baby, what about you?
LilGui's No.1 Simp: I'm both moved and envious. A love that transcends time, I'm dead
haters dni: But these two aren't each other's original partners, no? This is so problematic
LilGui's No.1 Simp: What's wrong with having a substitute partner? Who asked for your approval? Go touch some grass!
TheExpanse729: These two are so fortunate that they're both couples in their own worlds... Is this some sorta scripted romance flick or what...
NoArtisanNoLife: You're only getting this now!? Are you slow or something?
ShangshangOfficial: I hope they have a happy ending (and affordable housing while we're at it ^_^)
SnowingOvercoat: What a kind wish, Shangshang. Love u~
Guinaifen_Gatekeeper: If there was a chance to observe parallel worlds, who would everyone be? @LilGuiGuinevere, any thoughts?
LilGuiGuinevere: Adventure in another world and become a traveler with mastery over all possible elements
LilGuiGuinevere: Become a reclusive sage who runs an immersia shop
LilGuiGuinevere: To be a lawyer who investigates all sorts of strange cases
ShangshangOfficial: A great hero who saves the world ofc
Say~Cheese~: I be girrrly and cuuutely in every universe!
Overwork leads to mental distress!
LilGuiGuinevere Upon receiving the submission from our community member, the ghost-hunting squad rushed to the Commission-that-must-not-be-named. After a friendly and empathetic conversation with the person involved, they admitted they'd been working long hours under high stress, which had left them physically and mentally drained. This led them to wanting to encourage their colleagues to quit and start own businesses, with the intent of disrupting the daily work and order at the Commission. To our community members, please remember the importance of maintaining a healthy work-life balance and a positive work mindset. Work is just a part of life, not the entirety of it. Little Gui wishes for a world where overtime work becomes a thing of the past. #GhostHuntingSquad #WorkplaceSurvival
Exalting Sanctum Destiny Master: My friend at the Divination Commission say that... after the Ambrosial Arbor regrew, many strange things have been happening around there!
StartaroTeeHee: Must've leaked way too much classified info, this is their punishment...
Chromatic Trash Can: I heard their boss is a workaholic
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VidyadharaOnline: What do we want? GENERAL STRIKE! When do we want it? NOW!
NoArtisanNoLife: A job is like a mortgaged house. You're miserable if you don't have one. You're still miserable if you do.
haters dni: Don't overwork yourself, Gui. I've been watching you for a while. You gotta remember to eat on time and stay hydrated @LilGuiGuinevere
LilGuiGuinevere: Thanks fam. Thank you all. Come on, stop arguing. You know you're all my nearest and dearest
LilGuiGuinevere: I've been eating on time and sleeping well!
LilGuiGuinevere: Little Gui will keep making updates when the next details come rolling in. Stay tuned
Ms. Yo-Yo: Stay hydrated!? LOL, what a cheap way of showing care.
Ms. Yo-Yo: Unlike you, I actually paid good money and bought a big Grande Rejuvepill gift pack for my dear Little Gui!
New Horror Immersia Marketing Ploy?
LilGuiGuinevere Recently, me and six other young people were invited to explore a haunted house. We originally planned to do a live stream of "horror reality show" , but when we arrived at the scene, we were stopped by the staff. The event was a promotional stunt for a new horror immersia, and they couldn't reveal too much about it. The haunted house stories were all scripted. While it was disappointing, at least we managed to clarify the situation for everyone. #GhostHuntingSquad #NewHorrorFlick
SpiritEnergy200: Seven young people, the Alchemy Commission, a live stream... Something smells fishy, but I'm not at liberty to say
haters go away: A fauxcumentary, perhaps?
VidyadharaOnline: What's wrong with the Alchemy Commission? What can't you talk about? Stop trying to tease me
FRigid_Raven: So, their marketing strategy was just willful fearmongering?
ruthless_DivinationMachine: There's no such thing as a murder house on Xianzhou. It's all nothing but twisted pranks and baseless rumors.
FRigid_Raven: It could just be viral advertising for some escape room
MrTail's Sidekick: There's nothing creepier than horror immersia filmed in documentary-style...
Hex Club: The reviews are in, and it's not nearly as good as the Hexanexus' promotion
Smug_Passerby:@LilGuiGuinevere So is this immersia worth watching?
LilGuiGuinevere: Manage your expectations — it's supposed to be a murder house theme, but there aren't even any indoor scenes. Do you get what I'm saying?
LilGuiGuinevere: The set is reused. The production crew has no budget, and it worries me.
LilGuiGuinevere: It's actually not too bad, much better than I thought. I hope it'll be smoothly launched.
ShangshangOfficial: I heard it wasn't that good
MrTail's Sidekick: I don't think it was good
"Ghost Call" recording received! We're on it
LilGuiGuinevere Fam, we've received the recording of the "ghostly call" that you submitted earlier! We had it examined, and there were no signs of editing and after-effects — it's genuinely spooky! The ghost-hunting squad has already contacted the original poster. Now, we're splitting into two teams. One team is going to the Realm-Keeping Commission to find out why such a terrifying anonymous call was received. The other team is going to meet up with the OP. See you all later! #RecordingAnalysis #GhostHuntingSquad
SnowingOvercoat: When's the next stream?
HomieFei: Haha, you can head to the Realm-Keeping Commission to check it out yourself. Folks there might even brew some good tea for you
HammerBrandisher: When is the collab stream? I don't care about the Realm-Keeping Commission!
President of Exalting Sanctum: Maybe the person doesn't want to do a face reveal, it's perfectly normal
Sister Shun: Hasn't there long been auto-pixelate tech? You're such an antique.
can't_get_out_of_bed: Send for analysis? Where to? Can you be more vague?
Hourly Lil Gui: That recording's everywhere. Don't believe me? Go verify for yourself and stop running your mouth here.
can't_get_out_of_bed: Woohoo, here comes the simp army. I wonder if you guys even know how to send a jade abacus for appraisal
Foxian Windchaser: Little Gui not going to stream this meet-up? Please post the live stream time, in case we miss it @LilGuiGuinevere
LilGuiGuinevere: Hit the sub button to stay informed. It'll remind you when the stream starts!
LilGuiGuinevere: I'll come online later!
LilGuiGuinevere: Don't worry, the stream timing will be posted later. Everyone set their alarms for the livestream!
Hourly Lil Gui: I've quit my job to stay home and tune in to Little Gui's stream, just as Little Gui mandated. Instruction for next step please.
ruthless_DivinationMachine: It's easy to miss for those at work and have to mute notifications. Better to post the timing.
New Filter Brings False Alarm
LilGuiGuinevere Upon receiving this special submission, the ghost-hunting squad immediately dispatched a specialist to the scene for investigation. They discovered that the ghostly figures in the photos were, in fact, a new filter for short-form videos. Due to the excessive application of this filter by @Say~Cheese~ during the recording, it created a ghostly effect. It has been confirmed that it was a false alarm, and all of you can rest easy now. #GhostHuntingSquad #NewFilter
haters dni: See? I told you, don't blame ghosts if you're just bad with tech
SleeveSword: Meeting the 578th person who makes me fall in love at an age when I'm most vulneratble
Hiding In Plain Sight: How come every topic can make you fall in love?
Ling01: Could I have been the first one that made you fall in love?
Boycott_IPC_NOW!: The IPC must've developed this short-form video tech for sinister motives. I bet it's to undermine our Xianzhou culture!
PlasticTruth: I can't even with what you just said. This is local tech.
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Traveling.Nosewalker: Who let the ad spammer out? Someone ban him!
haters dni: Hey, OP, do you not usually use beauty filters? Is this what your real face actually looks like?@LilGuiGuinevere
LilGuiGuinevere: Everyone's welcome to see Lil Gui's street performances. You'll get to see me in person!
LilGuiGuinevere: Little Gui's au naturel obviously! No deception involved!
LilGuiGuinevere: Little Gui's digital beauty is only half as good-looking as her physical one
MrTail's Sidekick: Asking the real questions here!
Guinaifen_enjoyer: I've seen Little Gui performing on the streets. She looks the same as she does on stream.
LilGuiGuinevere Upon receiving the submission from the community, the ghost-hunting squad immediately went to investigate and discovered that a horror immersia collaborative production between Xianzhou and the IPC was filming nearby. The crying sound was actually a prop sound effect from the set. With a kind invitation from the film crew, Little Gui also made a little cameo appearance. Currently, all the footage featuring the ghost-hunting squad has been handed over for editing, and it's expected to be released in theaters next summer. When the time comes, fam, be sure to show your support! #EpicSFX #GhostHuntingSquad
Guinaifen_Gatekeeper: Little Gui's awesome, I'll be there if she is
CosmicDramaChaser_Sr.: You can even stomach such a cringe ad?
QualityOverQuantity: Xianzhou's horror flicks are just like omnic brains —— nothing creative within
Boycott_IPC_NOW!: IPM's immersia have all been implanted with memetic viruses. Xianzhou viewers will be brainwashed from a single glance! The alien cultural invasion has to stop, and its prevention starts with you!
Boycott_Xianzhou_NOW!: Tch. Take a good look at the quality of our own immersia before you comment
GhostHunterNo5: It's true. I was the lens that filmed it
OmnicOverwatch: This post is about on-set filming for an immersia called Million Dollar Visual Effects. The ghost-hunting squad's investigations revealed that the crying was an on-site prop sound effect. The author was invited to appear in the film as a cameo and would like to ask everyone to support the film when it's released.
User_5318008: Who asked you?
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Traveling.Nosewalker: The bots aren't even pretending anymore. Where are the Mods when you need them!?
Say~Cheese~: Pictures or it didn't happen. Little Gui, give us some on-set pics!@LilGuiGuinevere
LilGuiGuinevere: Sorry fam. The production crew has an NDA. I'll definitely talk about it when I can
LilGuiGuinevere: Everyone, just wait for the official poster. I look better in that
LilGuiGuinevere: Please leave more likes and subscriptions. I'll update everyone as soon as there's more news
LilGuiGuinevere The special 100,000-subscriber episode is now live! In this video, my squadmates and I carefully selected questions that the community left in the comments last time. How will we answer them? What interesting stories will we share from our live streaming career? What's my live streaming plan from here on out? Get your favorite snacks ready, and let's celebrate this milestone together! Video Link: [Link]#100kSubSpecial #FreshFromOven
Guinaifen_enjoyer: Ahhh why wasn't my question picked? I'm gonna curl up in the corner and cry ;_;
Im_ur_Daddy: Man, I didn't get picked, again. The comment section's bad luck is rubbing off on me
EternalKarmicFlame:@LilGuiGuinevere, have you thought about hosting another round of Q&A? I didn't get picked, and I NEED to be
LilGuiGuinevere: Haha, maybe the next time I get a medallion
LilGuiGuinevere: There are no plans for that in the near future, but I'm definitely open for hosting another one if there's a chance later
LilGuiGuinevere: I'm more keen to save these Q&As for more memorable occasions. This channel will put out plenty of other exciting stuff in the future, so there's no need to get all hung up on this one stream
Im_ur_BigDaddy: Fr fr I didnt get picked either
Reply_Guy: I'll put in 10 Qs in a row if you open another round!
Commemorating This Joyous Day
LilGuiGuinevere A commemorative group photo of the ghost-hunting squad~ Thanks to the help of the squad and the fans, this account has achieved unexpected success! Next, Little Gui wants to challenge new territories, but hasn't decided what it is yet. Leave your suggestions below~
RealName_Online: Congrats!
FRigid_Raven: I'm digging the gray-haired (guy's/girl's) expression
Say~Cheese~: I'll watch anything Little Gui uploads
MrTail's Sidekick: What about making more lifestyle content?
TileGamer4ever: Maybe some live immersia play-by-plays?
RainWindRainBow7854: You could cook. I like cooking content
SnowingOvercoat: How about vids of travelling?
Ms. Yo-Yo: I'll pay for the seat upgrade
ShangshangOfficial: Just do whatever you like. I'll always support you
Some Words for Fans New and Old
LilGuiGuinevere Hi, fam! We've had a lot of new viewers recently, and there have been many new posts under #GhostSighting. I've noticed that some daring viewers are rushing to visit these locations mentioned in the posts. However, these posts have unverified information and may carry potential risks. So, I want to remind everyone that misinformation may lead to unnecessary troubles. When posting, please ensure that the information is accurate to protect everyone's safety. Thank you for your support! #SafetyFirst #StayTrue
User_5318008: LMAO this place can't even afford to hire some Mods? You're already a huge streamer and yet still so stingy?
GuiguiSpicySourJuice: Mods are set up by Ghostly Grove. You reckon they'll pop out as soon as we want one? That there are no procedures to go thru?
SweetBoba_4_SweetGui: I've had enough of these haters. They're spamming the comments and posting "first" under everything. Why do you even pay so much attention to Guigui? Just move on already, unless you're secretly a fan
RainWindRainBow7854: Thanks for the reminder Little Gui! Safety first! Everyone, look after yourselves!
KissySoundForNextReply: Completely agree! That's why people say curiosity kills the cat. You should always be well-prepared before you commit!
TranquilTravels: Oh dear. I have a husband and kids. This is too much for me. Young people these days are too scary.
KissySoundForNextReply: This is just a nickname. It's not like I'm really gonna do it. Calm down, lady!
Guigui~No.1~Fan: I really wanna know what happened, but I think @LilGuiGuinevere handled it really well. I knew stanning her was the right choice!
LilGuiGuinevere: Nah, don't worry about it. I just felt like saying that when I saw everyone's comments
LilGuiGuinevere: Alright, please, enough flattery. It's the least I could do as a streamer
LilGuiGuinevere: Heehee, thank you for your compliment
Ms. Yo-Yo: I did watch her grow up after all (just for a few years tho)
ShangshangOfficial: Little Gui cares about her fans so much. I'm all for supporting her!
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