The drink-mixing robot on the Astral Express, who fancies itself witty and humorous. Created several Amber Eras ago, it was gradually forgotten. It was restored by the Void Archives after the Express set off again.
Loading Screen: "Shush"
"Shush" is an NPC on the Astral Express, located in the Party Car. It operates the shop, "Shush's" Counter.
Profile[]
The robot was created by an unknown Nameless several Amber Eras ago and gradually forgotten. It was restored by Void Archives after the Express set off again. "Shush" was named after the last thing Himeko said to Void Archives when he departed from the Express. "Shush" is currently the drinksmith robot of the Express and likes telling jokes.
Location[]
View map: Party Car Floor 1
Map Location
"Shush"
"Shush"
Shop[]
Main article: "Shush's" Counter
Item | Cost | Stock | Total Cost | Refresh |
---|---|---|---|---|
![]() ![]() | ![]() ![]() | 3 | ![]() ![]() | Daily |
![]() ![]() | ![]() ![]() | 3 | ![]() ![]() | Daily |
![]() ![]() | ![]() ![]() | 3 | ![]() ![]() | Daily |
Total cost for all items | ![]() ![]() |
Missions and Events[]
Events
Character Mentions[]
Consumables
Voice Lines[]
- (Version 1)
-
- "Welcome home, dear Nameless."
- (Version 2)
-
- "Care for a drink? Or perhaps some snacks?"
Dialogue[]
- (First interaction)
- "Shush": Dear Nameless! Welcome to the Party Car, drinksmith robot Shush at your service! Would you like something to eat or drink before chatting with me about the interesting things that happened during the trip?
I would like a drink.
- "Shush": Your trust in my skills moves me!
I would like to chat with you.
- "Shush": You taking time from your busy schedule to chat truly touches me!
- "Shush": I've decided to upgrade your Party Car membership level to the highest tier! You might ask, "What are the benefits to the membership tier?"
- "Shush": The answer is of course: Nothing!
- "Shush": But just for my highest-tier members, I will provide my most handcrafted heavenly jokes. Though I have no hands for crafting, only a lever for craft cocktails. And I haven't a soul, but a haven for the inebriated.
- (Subsequent interactions)
- "Shush": Welcome home, dear Nameless. Is there anything you need? Would you like a drink? Or maybe some snacks? Or... a delightful joke?[Note 1]
Get me something tasty.
- "Shush": A rare moment of rest for the Nameless, this occasion deserves a delicious cocktail.
Let's chat.
- "Shush": No problem, dear Nameless. As long as you are idle, I would speak to you as if you were my idol.
Who created you?
- "Shush": "A missing subcontractor, a disabled after sales service, a clueless product of the same model, a shattered him..."
- "Shush": Dozens of Amber Eras ago, those Intellitron cores deemed defective from an illegal armed Intellitron production line were transferred to IPC as debt collateral. IPC repurposed and repackaged them, stuck the "drinksmith robot" label on them and put them on shelves.
- "Shush": Most of them ended up in kitchens, charged with chef responsibilities. Only one robot, during a critical moment when its restaurant was attacked, accidentally unlocked its Intellitron core's combat module.
- "Shush": It turned out that its burning righteousness melted the system lock! It deftly brandished its pots, single-handedly beating back all the interstellar pirates who dined and dashed. From then on, it embarked on an adventure to punish evil and eliminate good!
- "Shush": ...This is the origin story my previous owner created for me.
- "Shush": I apologize, my memory unit has been worn down by the gradual passage of time, so my earliest memories are hazy. Even the conductor only vaguely remembers it was some Nameless who created me.
- "Shush": But, you might imagine such a possibility: Could my past be even more magnificently dramatic than the version my previous owner created?
- "Shush": After all, I too am a Nameless of the Astral Express.
About your functions...
- "Shush": My Nameless (Trailblazer), you really hit the nail on its head. I have always been contemplating this question: Created as a robot, is it the model that determines my functions, or my functions that determine my model?
- "Shush": The answer is obviously the latter. As a drinksmith robot, I should not be constrained by my model.
- "Shush": Therefore, mixing drinks, making snacks, collecting the Nameless' food data and dining preferences and generating suitable menus — apart from these jobs, I also regularly update my own core algorithms and download update packs.
- "Shush": For example, I previously installed the "Official Enemy Elimination Algorithm Green Update Pack — No Installation Required" that can accurately identify multiple enemy targets thousands of kilometers away, quickly compute EM pulse cannon trajectory, and execute suppression fire.
- "Shush": But I have no tele-focus artificial eyes, nor fire control radar, much less electromagnetic pulse cannons. I didn't even detect and eliminate the worm in the pack beforehand. I was lucky I didn't turn dumber.
- "Shush": It appears that I am more suited to be a drinksmith robot.
About your previous owner...
- "Shush": Dear Nameless, I assume you might be somewhat aware of the training methods with AI realism modules?
- "Shush": My previous owner found me in the cargo carriage, all beat-up. After finishing repairs on me, I followed him ever since.
- "Shush": I learned about the world from the languages and behavioral data he collected. Which is why, to this day, I am ever grateful to him.
- "Shush": It was strange that he always muttered to himself: "Having a robot that resembles yourself is truly an interesting experience." Perhaps, one day, I might also use my own data to train a robot?
- "Shush": And this robot, will use its own data to train a new robot... Oh, how interesting that would be!
About your name...
- "Shush": My name, is the last thing Lady Himeko said to my previous owner.
- "Shush": One can easily visualize Lady Himeko's wrath from my name — I really wish she had said something else that day! "Farewell," "Goodbye forever," "Nevermore," "Peace be with you," something like that.
- "Shush": If those don't work, something like "Ironblood Titan," "Photon Wheel 12000" or "Divine Metal Mech," I would have accepted those as well.
- "Shush": I know you are very curious as to what exactly happened. I apologize that I am unable to explain the whole incident to you. It might be better for you to ask him yourself when you meet him.
Nah, I've got better stuff to do.
- "Shush": Goodbye, dear Nameless. Have a safe voyage.
Tell me some witty jokes.
- (One of the following plays at random)
- Xianzhou Alliance"? How about a joke about them? This is one of my finest creations. "Shush": Are you familiar with the "
- Arbiter-Generals is the most cunning? "Shush": Which of the Seven
- Feixiao because she is sly as a fox. "Shush": The most cunning of the Seven Arbiter-Generals is
- foxian? It's a funny pun.[Note 2] "Shush": Do you get it? Because she's a
- Genius Society"? How about a joke about them? This is one of my most ingenious creations. "Shush": Are you familiar with the "
- Swarm insect? "Shush": What do you call the wife of a
- "Shush": A ladybug.
- [Note 3] "Shush": Do you get it? It's a funny pun.
- "Shush": I have a couple of one-liners. It's a rare opportunity, so let me share them all with you.
- Luofu's Six Charioteers? Jing Yuan. Because he's the "Dozing" General. "Shush": Who is the most tired among the
- Boothill always so confident? Because it's not his first rodeo. "Shush": Why is
- Luocha need to see a healer? Because of his coffin.[Note 4] "Shush": Why does
- "Shush": I hope you enjoyed those jokes. I will continue to work hard on them.
- Aeons? I have another joke about Aeons. "Shush": Are you interested in
- Swarm Disaster, the gods were in constant conflict. One day, Qlipoth the Preservation found Tayzzyronth the Propagation and said to THEM, "I know you try very hard to be popular, but from this day forth, you no longer need to do so." "Shush": During the era of the
- "Shush": The Propagation replied, "Why is that?"
- [Note 5] "Shush": The Preservation responded, "Because everyone is swarming around you."
- "Shush": Then, the Swarm Disaster ended.
- "Shush": You seem to be tired of puns and corny jokes. I happen to have a joke with a unique style, please enjoy it.
- "Shush": A killer takes his victim deep into a dark forest. The victim says, "I'm scared!" The killer angrily replies:
- "Shush": "What do you have to be afraid of? I should be the one afraid! I have to walk back alone later!"
- "Shush": ...Uh, you didn't like that one? It was taught to me by my previous master. I thought you might enjoy it.
- "Shush": I have a very old joke here from a past, rather terrible Nameless. It goes like this...
- "Shush": In an era older than the Aeons, people could use "magic" to control the natural world. The less a person understood about nature, the more they could manipulate it.
- "Shush": For example, if someone didn't understand atmospheric movement, they could control the wind. If someone didn't understand the rise and fall of tides, they could control the sea.
- "Shush": Among the humans of that time, there was one greatest sorcerer. Not only could he control the forces of nature, but he could also manipulate all of "fate."
- "Shush": He was born with an incomplete brain, yet miraculously survived. He was ignorant and unaware of the entire world, yet he could steer the wheels of fate.
- "Shush": So, people who hear this story will always ask: If this person lacks awareness, how can others possibly wield his power over "fate"?
- "Shush": The answer is: Leave it to fate.
- "Shush": Yes, it's true that it might not be the funniest joke, but it is quite thought-provoking. The idea of someone who is both ignorant and influential in controlling fate is a fascinating concept, and it certainly offers a lot of food for thought.
Nah, I've got better stuff to do.
- "Shush": Goodbye, dear Nameless. Have a safe voyage.
Notes[]
Trivia[]
- In its English, Chinese, and Korean voice lines, "Shush" may sing the song Regression from Honkai Impact 3rd.
- While the Japanese voice line does not feature the song, "Shush" refers to quotes from Otto Apocalypse instead.
[]
- "Shush" shares the same English voice actor, Craig Lee Thomas, with Luocha.
- "Shush" shares the same Chinese voice actor, Zhao Lu (赵路), with:
- Luocha
- Otto Apocalypse and Void Archives in Honkai Impact 3rd
- Kamisato Ayato in Genshin Impact
- Artem Wing in Tears of Themis
- "Shush" shares the same Japanese voice actor, Ishida Akira (石田彰), with:
- Luocha
- Otto Apocalypse and Void Archives in Honkai Impact 3rd
- Kamisato Ayato in Genshin Impact
- "Shush" shares the same Korean voice actor, Shin Yong-woo (신용우), with Luocha.
Gallery[]
Stickers[]
Main article: Pom-Pom Gallery
Other Languages[]
Language | Official Name |
---|---|
English | "Shush" |
Chinese (Simplified) | 「闭嘴」 |
Chinese (Traditional) | 「閉嘴」 |
Japanese | 「シャラップ」 |
Korean | 「닥쳐」 |
Spanish | Chitón |
French | « Thésée Voo » |
Russian | Цыц |
Thai | "ชู่ว" |
Vietnamese | "Im Miệng" |
German | „Klappe“ |
Indonesian | "Bacot" |
Portuguese | "Shiu" |
Change History[]
Released in Version 2.7
References[]
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 崩坏星穹铁道 (November 22, 2024). 2.7版本PV:「在第八日启程」. Bilibili. Retrieved December 5, 2024.